03/11/2026
🍀 Mercer County 911 — Early St. Patrick’s Day PSA
We know it’s not quite St. Patrick’s Day yet… but the leprechauns are already dancing, Bigfoot’s been spotted running through town in shamrock sunglasses, and the pot of gold under the Mercer County 911 sign is starting to glow.
As the green festivities begin, a few friendly reminders:
🍀The only thing you should be chasing is the rainbow.
Don’t go looking for pots of gold in places you’re not welcome, especially if you’ve already been trespassed from there.
🍀If you’re drinking green beer (or any color of alcohol), make sure you have a designated driver. Otherwise, you might find yourself face-to-face with a green uniform and a brimmed hat pulling you over, or one of many police officers out on patrol.
🍀No pinching people who forgot to wear green or trying to kiss anyone because they have a "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" shirt on without consent first. No one wants to spend St. Patrick’s Day explaining an assault charge.
🍀If you’ve never done Irish step dancing before… maybe don’t start now. We need our ambulances for actual emergencies and not sprained ankles from overenthusiastic yet artistic jigs.
🍀And unless you’re Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, please don’t ask anyone, “Do you feel lucky, punk?”... That’s just going to start a whole different conversation, and none of us has time for that kind of plot twist.
Celebrate safely, celebrate smart, and let’s keep the magic fun not felonious.
From all of us at Mercer County 911: Stay safe, stay lucky, and enjoy the green season responsibly.