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04/19/2026

There will be no pick up or deliveries this week , April 19th through April 26th.

See yall when I get back

04/16/2026

It may be 3 days until the cruise, but its only 2 days until leaving for Galveston.

That means YOU ONLY HAVE TODAY AND TOMORROW to stock up on WAFFLES AND YOUR ENERGY KITS to cover you for the NEXT 9 DAYS!

GET YOUR ORDERS IN TO ME ASAP so I have time to prep them and get them to y'all.

Text or call me at 469-569-4112.

04/15/2026

🚨 WAFFLE WEDNESDAY: LAST CALL BEFORE I GO M.I.A. 🚨

Let me go ahead and warn you now…

NEXT WEEK?
No waffles.
No fix.
No “just one more.”

Because I’ll be on vacation living my best life while y’all are out here struggling and reminiscing about crumbs 😌✌️

So this week?
Oh… you better act like you KNOW.

The lineup (aka your weekly addiction):

🥞 Maple Pecan – sweet, nutty, and a whole situation
🍌 Banana Nut – soft, warm, and lowkey therapy
🤎 Salted Caramel – toxic but you keep coming back
🍥 Cinnamon Roll – extra in all the right ways
✨ The Original – still running the game
🥥🍫 Chocolate Coconut – NEW and about to have a fan club

⏰ Ready as early as 6AM
(yes… we wake up early for important decisions)

📲 Text orders TONIGHT: 469-569-4112 (even if its the wee hours of the morning)

🚗 Pickup + LIMITED delivery

Pro tip:
You might wanna order extra and freeze some…
because next week when the cravings hit?

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. 😌

04/10/2026

Its already Friday and that means its 2nd Chance Waffle Wednesday on a Fri-Yay!!

Who's coming to get some waffles and energy drinks? Don't forget your tea kits and extra waffles for the weekend!!

04/08/2026

✨ WAFFLE WEDNESDAY IS BACK… AND SHE’S FEELING EXTRA ✨

Listen… if you don’t pull up tomorrow, just know your taste buds are gonna file a complaint against you 🤭

We’re serving attitude, flavor, and a whole lotta “OMG I need another one” energy:

🥞 Maple Pecan (sweet, nutty, and a little bougie)
🍌 Banana Nut (comfort in every bite)
🤎 Salted Caramel (because basic is not invited)
🍥 Cinnamon Roll (soft, gooey, and minding nobody’s business)
✨ The Original (the one that started it all… still that girl)

🚨 Hot, fresh, and ready as early as 6AM
Because yes… we wake up early for things that matter.

📲 Text your order TONIGHT: 469-569-4112
🚗 Pickup + LIMITED deliveries available (don’t wait, we play favorites 😌)

WARNING ⚠️:
Side effects may include:
• Random happy dances
• Telling everybody “you GOTTA try this”
• Ordering again next week without hesitation!

04/03/2026

Its that day of the week! Tomorrow is 2nd Chance Waffle Wednesday on a Friday and the day to pick up your energy kits for the weekend!!

You know you're gonna need that energy for all the family gatherings and events this weekend.

Be sure to text in your orders tonight if pissible and especially if you want some of the energy kits.

03/31/2026

✨ VIP WAFFLE LIST OPEN ✨

Want to be on the VIP list and get priority waffles tomorrow?

Then get on the list TONIGHT.

Flavors:
Banana Nut Bread
Maple Pecan
Salted Caramel
Cinnamon Roll
The Original

📲 Text 469-569-4112 to place orders.

VIP gets served first 😏

03/27/2026

The Breakfast Cartel is at it again.

Tomorrow is 2nd Chance Waffle Wednesday on a Friday and you know the Breakfast Cartel wants to make sure everyone gets their fix before the weekend!

Don't forget your extra Energy Kits for the weekend!!

03/25/2026

🚨 BREAKFAST CARTEL DROP 🚨

Not everyone gets access… only the ones who move early.

Tomorrow’s waffles are limited, and the smart ones...they’re already placing orders tonight.

Flavors:
✨ Cinnamon Roll
✨ Maple Pecan
✨ Original
✨ Salted Caramel

📲 Text 469-569-4112 to secure yours.

Because once they’re gone… they’re gone. 😏

03/20/2026

Tomorrow is Friday so that means it's 2nd Chance Waffle Wednesday on a Friday!!!!

Text or call 469-569-4112 to place your order. Don't forget we can meet somewhere or get it delivered if in the Red Oak area.

Don't forget to order your Energy Tea kits for the weekend!!

🚨 UNDERGROUND WAFFLE OPERATION 🚨

We probably shouldn’t be posting this publicly… but here we are.

Tomorrow’s Waffle Wednesday drop is limited, and the people who know what’s up? Yeah… they’re already placing orders the night before. 👀

If you want in on the early batch (ready just after 6:00am), you better secure your order TONIGHT.

Tomorrow’s “inventory”:
🍪 Sugar Cookie
🍥 Cinnamon Roll
🧇 Original
🍁 Maple Pecan

No order tonight = you’re taking your chances tomorrow…
and we’ve seen how that usually ends. 😬

📲 Text your order to 469-569-4112
(Yes… this is your official hookup number.)

Don’t get left out watching everybody else post their waffles. 😏

If you know, you know… and if you don’t, you’re about to learn. 🧇🔥

03/18/2026

🚨 UNDERGROUND WAFFLE OPERATION 🚨

We probably shouldn’t be posting this publicly… but here we are.

Tomorrow’s Waffle Wednesday drop is limited, and the people who know what’s up? Yeah… they’re already placing orders the night before. 👀

If you want in on the early batch (ready just after 6:00am), you better secure your order TONIGHT.

Tomorrow’s “inventory”:
🍪 Sugar Cookie
🍥 Cinnamon Roll
🧇 Original
🍁 Maple Pecan

No order tonight = you’re taking your chances tomorrow…
and we’ve seen how that usually ends. 😬

📲 Text your order to 469-569-4112
(Yes… this is your official hookup number.)

Don’t get left out watching everybody else post their waffles. 😏

If you know, you know… and if you don’t, you’re about to learn. 🧇🔥

03/17/2026

We have donuts fresh out of the oven.

We have 6 Caramel Cinnamon Churro and 4 Maple Pecan left.

Sn**ch them up before they're gone.