Stye Guy

02/13/2026

Mother of all styes! 😳
Big, weirdly not painful, and not going anywhere on its own. It's been there for months!
The procedure takes about 15 minutes. Bammm… serious relief and a happy patient.

Big Stye or small, I’m here to help. I've had styes myself, so I know how annoying they can be. If it’s bothering you, I'm here for you!

The fastest way to get connected is to go to StyeGuy.com - fill out the treatment form - and we'll connect that day!

😍 Treatment: Chalazion excision
🤩 Goal: To get rid of your stye as fast as possible. Move on with your life!
🤑 Cost: $850-$3500 depending on the complexity of the issue.
💲 PatientFi and Care Credit Financing are accepted.⁠ You don't pay extra, you just have to pay it off on time every month.
😜 Downtime: 1-2 weeks for bruising, another week or 2 for swelling.
🥴 Anesthesia: Surprisingly, it is not that bad! Most people are able to do it in the office. I numb the skin and the whole procedure only takes a few moments. If you're very nervous, we have laughing gas that makes the procedure incredibly easy for an additional fee.
😁 Fun Fact: I've had styes myself.

Copyright 2026 Dan Landmann MD LLC

02/09/2026

This patient came in with a stubborn stye that just wouldn’t quit.
After a quick in-office removal, the discomfort vanished, and the relief was instant!

Her words as soon as we finished the procedure?
“It wasn’t that bad.” 👀

Got a Stye? The fastest way to get treatment is to go to StyeGuy.com - fill out the Treatment Form and we'll get back to you ASAP! Once you do that, we'll get you in right away to SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR STYE!

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📍River Edge, NJ

01/06/2026

This Stye has been there for months… 15 minutes is all it took and the Stye is GONE!!! Enjoy 2026 Stye free! Go to StyeGuy.com - Let’s Go!!!

10/30/2025

Don’t let a stye spook you!
They might look scary, but with the right treatment, they disappear faster than a ghost at sunrise.

10/22/2025

No Styes, all Smiles!
This awesome patient battled a stubborn stye for 3 weeks — painful, swollen, and even started to bleed after warm compresses.
A quick in-office chalazion removal later… instant relief and a big smile!
If your stye just won’t quit, come see the — it’s a fast, comfortable fix that can make a huge difference.

10/14/2025

Stye is gone - back to school!

10/10/2025

Are your eyelids exploding with styes? I’m here for ya!

10/07/2025

That’s the look of someone who just broke up with their chalazion.

She’d been dealing with this stubborn bump on her left upper lid since June. Antibiotics tried their best, but this chalazion just didn’t take the hint. We finally said enough is enough and removed it! Quick, safe, and now she’s all smiles (and thumbs up).

Don’t ignore eyelid bumps that just won’t leave… sometimes they need a little extra help!

09/29/2025

Solving Styes and Solving IT needs! Definitely contact Ray at and check out his website if you need any IT support!

09/25/2025

Double the styes, double the pleasure… or at least double the patience it took to get here!

After 9 years of dealing with these stubborn little guys, my patient is finally stye-free. I couldn’t be happier, and I think the ice packs make a pretty epic post-op look too.

Here’s to saying goodbye to styes and hello to clear, happy eyes!

08/14/2025

This legend lived with a stye for 6 YEARS
(That’s 3,153,600 minutes... but who’s counting? 😅)

We removed it in 15 minutes—right here in the office.

He’s new to the East Coast and officially our most patient patient of the week!

08/11/2025

This guy tried antibiotics and warm compresses and even tried IPL (Intense Pulse Light) — all with no real relief.

Today, we cut out his stye - so he can move on with his life. Sometimes it’s not about trying everything — it’s about trying the right thing.

Looking for an eyelid doctor in River Edge, NJ? StyeGuy offers expert care for styes, blepharitis, and other eyelid conditions. Schedule your consultation today!