04/01/2026
I was going to let this go, but after this morning’s 6am surprise I had to say something. These two jolly son of a guns, DC and Shane, took it upon themselves to roll out a brand new “Athletes of the Month” award, fully complete with a framed photo and everything (which honestly I have to respect the preparation and confidence). 👏🏻
While I CAN confirm they show up consistently (I’ll give you that one), I’m still not exactly sure how they landed on themselves as the winners. But, in the spirit of fun and a little friendly competition I’ll allow it under the category of “Self-Appointed Athletes of the Month,” where they are currently UNDEFEATED. Way to go boys!
Just a quick heads up that this title doesn’t come with lighter weights or fewer reps, but it does come with a little extra spotlight now, so I’ll see you both tomorrow at 6am 😉
We hope anyone reading this enjoys the friendly April fools banter.