Dead Relaxed: The Cadaver Massage Therapy

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Dead Relaxed: The Cadaver Massage Therapy

Licensed Massage Therapy located at The Hidden Jem in St.Joseph, MI

02/04/2026

Love looks different for everyone—and so does a gift 🩷

This Valentine’s Day, give the gift of relaxation with Pay What You Can Massage Gift Cards.
Because care, healing, and stress relief should be accessible to all.
Perfect for partners, friends, family, or yourself.

Our Pay What You Can Program is no questions asked, honesty policy based.
Message for more details and to claim yours!

Limited Availability!

02/03/2026

Valentine’s Day is almost here — less than 2 weeks away! Give a gift they’ll actually love.
💆‍♀️ Massage Gift Certificates Available
✔️ Hassle-free
✔️ Digital delivery within minutes
✔️ Perfect for last-minute gifting
Pricing:
✨ 30 minutes – $35
✨ 60 minutes – $70
✨ 90 minutes – $105
📩 Send us a message to grab yours today and make this Valentine’s Day unforgettable.

01/29/2026

11 AM is still open and available for tomorrow! If you or someone you know has that nagging pain that won't go away, send them my way!

Comment below or send a private message to reserve this spot.

01/27/2026

11am appointment available this Friday, January 30th! Comment below or send a message to book!

01/22/2026

Love is in the air… and so is relaxation 💆‍♀️💆This Valentine’s Day, skip the chocolates and give the gift that actually melts stress away. A massage is the perfect way to say “I care about you.”
💖Message to book an appointment
💖 Gift cards always available (ask about the special!)
💖 Perfect for partners, friends, or self-love

30 minutes- $35
60 minutes- $70
90 minutes- $105

01/18/2026

UPDATE: Friday is booked! Saturday’s appointments are still available!

✨ Appointments Available! ✨

Take a moment for yourself and melt the stress away. I currently have openings for massage sessions and would love to help you relax, reset, and feel your best.

📅 Limited availabilityu

01/11/2026

You go HARD at The Lab. Martial Arts and Fitness! Now recover like a savage💪🏻

All Lab and NXT LVL Wrestling athletes get an EXCLUSIVE massage discount to keep you loose, fast, and ready for war 🧠 ⚡️
Less soreness. Better performance. No excuses.
Train hard. Recover harder.
DM to lock in your discount.💚🖤

12/25/2025

From our family to yours.. Merry Christmas!

12/23/2025

We are officially 2 DAYS AWAY from Christmas!
Completely forgot about your secret santa? Need a white elephant gift (that you’ll work extra hard to leave with)? An unexpected extra guest to buy for? Or maybe, the holiday stress is just taking its toll on you?

No need to panic! Gift Cards are still available!
$35-30 minutes
$70-60 minutes
$105-90 minutes

Send a message for the link to purchase!

12/22/2025

✨MODEL CALL✨
Dead Relaxed is partnering with Moments by Megan for a branding photoshoot!

Model Call:
Photoshoot will take place in my office in St.Joseph, MI on Saturday January 3rd at 3pm.
Anyone is welcome to apply! That’s right.. ANYONE. Any gender. Any age. Any body type/size. We encourage you to apply! (Tattoos preferred but not required)

Two models will be selected by Saturday December 27th. The models that are selected will be gifted gift cards for full massage sessions that can be redeemed anytime in 2026.

If interested in modeling, please comment below or message Dead Relaxed!

12/21/2025

Massage is for every body and every age.
From kids and athletes to busy parents/adults and seniors, massage supports wellness at every stage of life. Our community is stronger when we take care of our bodies—because feeling better has no age limit.

Don’t forget to grab those last minute gift cards for Christmas or to book your appointment to get your new year started out right!

30 minutes - $35
60 minutes - $70
90 minutes - $105
Range of Motion/Stretching starting at $45

Don’t think massage is in your budget? Ask about the no questions asked Pay What You Can Program.. you only get one life! You shouldn’t have to live it uncomfortable or in pain, especially because of finances!

Address

810 Highland Avenue
Saint Joseph, MI
49085

Website

https://briannaschultzlmt.glossgenius.com/

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