04/01/2026
🚨 NEW SERVICE ALERT: Introducing "Scaring your EX" Text Messaging
Give us your ex’s number, and we’ll text them to get tested.
No awkward conversations.
No “hey… so this is weird” messages.
We’ll handle it for you.
Just kidding. Happy April Fools from Apollo Wellness 😅
But seriously, if you think you’ve been exposed, it’s your responsibility to let your partners know and get tested.
Schedule your test today