12/11/2025
I’m building a new product called the S #!t Kit, and no — it’s not just for when nature tries to ruin your life.
This thing is for every miserable, uncomfortable, grimy, “why the hell did I leave the house” moment that comes with camping, off-roading, overlanding, hiking, or dealing with a porta potty that looks like it survived a nuclear blast.
Inside this little survival box of sanity, you’ll find:
🧻 Toilet paper — because using leaves is for people who no longer care about their bu****le.
🧴 Hand sanitizer — for when the porta potty experience leaves you spiritually unclean.
💄 Lip balm — so your lips don’t crack like the Mojave.
🦟 Mosquito repellent — keep the bloodsucking wildlife from turning you into a buffet.
🚽 Toilet seat covers — a protective barrier between you and generational trauma.
🧻 Wet wipes — because sometimes TP just isn’t enough.
🧼 Moisture-expanding towels — tiny magic towels that grow like they’re on steroids.
💅🏽 Nail clippers — no more looking like you’ve been trapped on an island for 6 months.
🪥 Toothbrush + Toothpaste — fix that “camp morning breath” that could peel paint.
🦷 Floss sticks — because jerky loves your teeth more than you do.
🫙 Mouthwash — for when you need minty morale support.
🩹 1Life Trauma Kits EDK — tweezers, meds, burn cream, bandages, the works.
Basically the “stop being a disaster” bundle.
This kit is your outdoor comfort toolbox, your dignity defender, your portable reset button when you’re miles from civilization and feeling like a dusty, crusty, feral gremlin.
Now I need your help:
👉 What else should go in the Sh*t Kit to keep people feeling semi-human outdoors?
👉 What’s the one comfort item you ALWAYS forget until it’s too damn late?
👉 What would’ve saved you from the last event/camp trip/trail ride where you felt like a swamp monster?
Drop your essentials (and your stories) below — let’s build the world’s most over-the-top outdoor comfort kit. 😂🔥
