12/31/2025
🎉 New Year, New You?
More like:
✅ Day 1: “This is it!”
✅ Day 7: “Is crying cardio?”
✅ Day 17: “Let’s circle back in 2026.”
🚨 Forget resolutions. They’re vague, shame-based, and held together by glitter and denial. I wrote a spicy little guide on what actually works — especially if your brain runs on chaos, coffee, and memes.
👀 Featuring:
🪤 Procrastination Forest
🫠 Guilt Quicksand
💥 “Oops” Ravine
… and the perilous climb to Unattainable Summit.
🎭 Come for the laughs, stay for the life-changing anti-resolution strategy.
📩 Read now, regret nothing: Link in comments
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