08/02/2026
Wait… pickles count, but popcorn doesn’t?! 🥒🍿🤯
If you’re trying to hit that 800g/day target of fruits & veggies, it helps to know the difference between what actually counts and what’s just dressed up like it should.
✅ Applesauce (if it’s just apples and spices)? Counts.
✅ Guac with no j***y fillers? Counts.
❌ Juice, chips, veggie “pasta”? Nice try.
We don’t need perfect. But we do need fiber, micronutrients, and food that reminds your body how to work like the incredible machine it is. 💪
When in doubt: if it’s a whole plant, chew it.
If it’s a product that ‘contains plants’… maybe not.
Pass the jar of baby food, please.
Shoutout to for keeping us honest!