H2O Wellness

At H2O Wellness, we provide colon hydrotherapy, vaginal steaming and infrared sauna services on the

01/01/2026

Happy New Year!!! Wishing you and yours the most amazing 2026. We appreciate you making H2O Wellness part of your health journeys and can’t wait to see everyone’s vibrant health in the coming year!!🎉

12/28/2025

Are you feeling bloated? Inflammation got you down? Can’t seem to get back on your usual routine of healthy eating and exercise? Constipated because you’re full of cheese? Let H2O Wellness work their magic!! Whether you want to sweat it out in the sauna, flush out the Christmas cookies with a colonic, or do some red light therapy to recharge your cells, we are here to help!! Now’s the time to give your body the gift of detox. There are still appointments available this week with Stephanie!! Book online, text or DM.

12/26/2025

Santa knows the benefits of self care to help reset after the holidays!! Let H2O Wellness, help you detox from all the stress and holiday goodies that get the body out of balance. Book online, by text or DM.

12/12/2025

Move over, Frosty — the Abdominal Snowman is here with some brutally honest gut health wisdom. ❄️❄️

1. Warm foods = warm gut. Soups, stews, and cooked veggies thaw digestion better than cold smoothies.
2. Fiber isn’t optional. It’s not a personality trait to avoid vegetables.
3. Love your liver. Bitters, lemons, and gentle detox help your gut crew do their job.
4. Movement beats the couch. Walking after meals keeps the snow drift moving.
5. Hydrate like you’re melting (but don’t). Water keeps things moving southbound.
6. Your liver is tired. Maybe stop asking it to clean up your mess.
7. Your gut hates drama. Calm nervous system = calm digestion.
8. Chew your damn food. This isn’t a competitive eating sport.
9. Breathe deep into your belly. Stress freezes digestion faster than a blizzard.
10. A bloated belly is not a moral failure. It’s feedback. Take the hint.

12/07/2025

There still time to schedule your pre-holiday cleanse!! Let us help you feel jolly and bright…And don’t forget about our winter specials.❤️

12/03/2025

✨ What do you give the person who has everything? ✨

Give them self-care.
Give them rest, renewal, and a chance to feel amazing in their body again. 💆‍♀️✨

H2O Wellness Gift Certificates are the perfect gift for:
🤍 The friend who’s always tired
🤍 The mom who never slows down
🤍 The partner who deserves some TLC
🤍 The person who truly has everything

From detox + relaxation to healing therapies and feel-good treatments — this is a gift that actually gets used.

💌 Available in any amount
🎁 Perfect for the holidays, birthdays & “just because”
🌿 A thoughtful way to say you deserve to feel good

✨ Give the gift of self-care. ✨
DM us or grab one today.

12/01/2025

Winter is the season to restore, detox, and glow from the inside out ❄️✨

We’re excited to share two limited-time Winter Specials designed to support your skin, lymphatic system, and immune health during the colder months:

🌟 WINTER GLOW UP — $295
Perfect for dull winter skin & seasonal sluggishness
• Jet Plasma (skin rejuvenation & circulation)
• Contour Red Light Therapy (cell repair & collagen support)
• IonCleanse Foot Bath (detox & mineral balancing)

❄️ WINTER IMMUNE BOOST — $210
Support your body’s defenses + detox pathways
• 30-minute Electro Lymphatic Therapy
• Colonic Hydrotherapy
• IonCleanse Foot Bath

✨ Glow brighter. Drain deeper. Feel stronger.
📍 Available for a limited time at H2O Wellness

💬 DM us or book now to reserve your winter reset. ✨

11/28/2025

Did you go for your ? Studies have shown the multiple benefits of walking after eating. Happy Thanksgiving!!

11/27/2025

Happy Thanksgiving! May your day be filled with love, laughter and good digestion. 🦃💩

11/19/2025

Unpopular opinion: your healing journey starts… in the bathroom. 🚽✨
Daily p**p = daily progress. So many people try and work on their health but overlook the main system of detox. The colon is literally the very bottom of our detox funnel and if you aren’t having healthy bowel movements every day, none of your other body systems can do their jobs efficiently. H2O Wellness is here to help!!

10/09/2025

We’re extending our New Client Flash Sale through October!! Book online, text or DM!

10/04/2025

There’s still time to get in with Stephanie tomorrow as well as availability this week!! With more and more people getting sick lately, now is the time for some self care and boosting your immune system. Whether you’re interested in a colonic, red light, lymphatic support or an ion footbath, H2O Wellness has the tools to support your body so that you are feeling your very best!! Text or DM to book.

Address

607 Plaza Drive, Suite A
Santa Maria, CA
93454

Telephone

+18058538097

Website

http://www.H2Owellness.biz/

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