H2O Wellness

At H2O Wellness, we provide colon hydrotherapy, vaginal steaming and infrared sauna services on the

04/05/2026

🐰✨ Ha-poo Easter from H2O Wellness! ✨🐰

Because nothing says fresh start like a happy gut!

This Easter, we’re celebrating renewal from the inside out—supporting your body’s natural detox pathways so you can feel lighter, brighter, and more energized.

If your body’s been asking for a reset… this is your sign 👀

🌷 Colon hydrotherapy
🌷 Lymphatic support
🌷 Detox + glow-up services

Let’s help you bloom into your most vibrant self this season. Appointments still available this week!🌸

🐣 Wishing you a joyful, nourishing Easter filled with renewal, love, and maybe a little extra “release”.

03/23/2026

Come visit the H2O Wellness and The Healing Toolbox booth this weekend!! We will be doing free mini Equiscope microcurrent sessions. Come by and say hi and get info on all our upcoming specials. Can’t wait to see you there!!!

03/15/2026

Happy Birthday to the amazing Stephanie! 🎉

I feel so incredibly grateful to share this vision of healing and wellness together. Stephanie brings so much heart, care, and dedication to everything she does. Our clients absolutely adore her, and it’s easy to see why — she has such a beautiful way of making people feel comfortable, supported, and truly cared for.

Thank you for being such an important part of our team and for the love you pour into every client you work with. I’m so lucky to work alongside you and watch the difference you make in people’s lives every day.

Wishing you the happiest birthday and a year filled with joy, success, and so many beautiful moments.

03/12/2026

✨ Ladies Night at H2O Wellness-Santa Maria✨ Hey Ladies, we’ve planned something special for you!! Come and treat yourself to an evening of beauty, relaxation, and self-care.

Join us for Ladies Night featuring:
💫 JetPlasma Skin Rejuvenation – stimulate collagen and smooth fine lines
❤️ Contour Red Light Therapy – support detox, circulation, skin rejuvenation and body contouring
🌿 Ear Seeds – gentle acupressure points to support stress relief, hormones, and overall wellness

This is the perfect night to relax, glow, and give your body a little extra love. We’ll also be offering special discounts for everyone who attends. This isn’t available to book online, so contact Patty or Stephanie to book.

📅 Friday, March 27
⏰ Starting at 5 PM
💰 $245 per person (a $290 Value)

✨ Limited spots available

Reserve your time slot and come enjoy a beautiful evening of wellness with us.

03/11/2026

🚨 MARCH SPECIAL 🚨

If you’ve been thinking about trying a colonic… this is your sign.

To celebrate 6 years of H2O Wellness Santa Maria, we’re bringing back our original new client special.

✨ Colon Hydrotherapy – $85
Or save more with a series of 3 for $255

Benefits may include:
✔ reduced bloating
✔ improved digestion
✔ clearer skin
✔ more energy

This special is for March only and limited to one per person.

Your gut will thank you.

📞 Book your session today.

03/08/2026

At H2O Wellness, we’ve had the honor of supporting so many incredible women on their healing journeys. Women who are learning to listen to their bodies, honor their needs, and reclaim their health and vitality.

International Women’s Day is a beautiful reminder that caring for ourselves is not selfish — it’s powerful. When women prioritize their wellness, they create ripple effects of healing in their families, communities, and the world.

Here’s to the women who are doing the deep work of healing, growing, and showing up as their most authentic selves. You are powerful. You are intuitive. You are worthy of vibrant health. 💫

Take a moment today to do something loving for yourself — whether that’s a walk in nature, nourishing your body, or simply slowing down and breathing.

Happy International Women’s Day to all the amazing women in our community.

03/06/2026

If you have been curious to try Colon Hydrotherapy, now’s the time to take advantage of our Special Anniversary Pricing!!! Offer valid at the Santa Maria location and is limited to one special per client. The series of 3 must be completed within 4 weeks.
Already a loyal H2O Client?? We have a special for you too!! Whole body contour red light therapy, a colonic and a footbath for $200. (Santa Maria only) Book online, text or DM💩

03/04/2026

✨ H2O Wellness Santa Maria Anniversary Specials ✨

To celebrate 6 amazing years at our Santa Maria office, we’re bringing back our original opening prices for our specials for the month of March!

🎉 Special #1 – New Client Colonic
• $85 (save $20)
• OR a series of 3 for $255
• Series must be completed within 4 weeks

🎉 Special #2 – Detox & Glow Package
• Red Light Therapy + Colonic + IonCleanse Footbath
• Only $200

These specials are our way of saying THANK YOU to our community for supporting H2O Wellness over the years. 💙

⚠️ Important Details:
• Must be booked in March
• Limit one special per customer
• Santa Maria location only

If you’ve been thinking about starting your detox or wellness journey, this is the perfect time to jump in at our original pricing!

📅 Book now before appointments fill up!

03/03/2026

What started as a tiny seed of hope during my own healing journey has grown into a space of restoration, detox, transformation, and community here in Santa Maria.
Over the last 6 years, the tools at H2O Wellness have not only been instrumental for me on my journey with chronic Lyme disease and mold illness but also helping hundreds of you reclaim your energy, gut health, hormones, and glow — this office holds so many miracles.

Thank you for trusting us. Thank you for referring your friends. Thank you for showing up for your healing. 💙

And because we LOVE to celebrate… 🎉

Be on the lookout for our March Anniversary Specials coming soon 👀🔥
These will be our BEST deals of the year — on your favorite services and some powerful bundles you won’t want to miss.

Stay tuned.
6 years strong… and we’re just getting started.

Address

607 Plaza Drive, Suite A
Santa Maria, CA
93454

Telephone

+18058538097

Website

http://www.H2Owellness.biz/

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