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12/02/2025

We were comparing notes with the folks over at Floral Haven Funeral Home yesterday and they mentioned that they have also had several customers who have asked for a Viking funeral recently. So we've come up with some options for those looking for a unique funeral experience.

The basic package includes the floating pyre that will be lit and then pushed out into Pretty Water Lake.

The level two upgrade includes the floating pyre but it will be lit with a flaming arrow shot by one of our funeral directors.

Level three includes the floating pyre but it also includes a Viking ship enclosure. Which really dresses up the occasion.

The top tier is level four. It includes the pyre and the Viking ship launched into the lake but it allows the family and funeral attendees the option of they themselves shooting flaming arrows at the floating pyre until it is successfully lit.

Come by the parlor and we can discuss arranging a truly interactive and unique funeral experience. Norse heritage isn't required for this package.

11/27/2025

Just another small town holiday.

11/27/2025

We'd like to wish all the Friends of the Parlor a Happy Thanksgiving. We hope you enjoy spending the day with friends and family. And if things go sideways at your gathering remember we do answer the phone on holidays.

11/24/2025

Sometimes relatives can be an unintentionally cryptic around the holidays. We received a telegram from Aunt Myrtle this morning that she would be able to make it to our Thanksgiving celebration. She also said she would be wearing her extra large sombrero because she planned on really putting away the food at this year's gathering. We've heard of folks wearing oversized pants to dinner but this one has us stumped.

11/21/2025

Cynthia Loveless' father Charlie is on top of the world. Cynthia took the top prize in her weight class in last weeks Toddler Fight Club Battle Royale. He used some of the prize money to take the day off from work so he and Cynthia could go out to Pretty Water Lake and enjoy the unseasonably warm November we are having. We would like to congratulate Cynthia on her win and ask Charlie to keep her out of the parlor. Just between us that little knee-biter is a bit of a terror.

11/20/2025

The sherif has asked us to help put the word out that Maureen and her sister Elaine Carbunkle haven't been seen in about a week. They are both customers of the Mortuary (we buried both of their husbands) and we see them from time to time, at the park across the street, feeding the birds. We chatted with them just last week. They seemed excited because they had landed a double date for last Thursday with a pair of fellers. When we asked them to spill the tea, all they said was they were handsome and "out of this world". If you see them please let the sheriff know. He says they owe him $20 from last week's poker game.

11/19/2025

They say most problems arise from miscommunication. And we suppose when you boil it down to its core, that's what happened with our Amusement Park Loan Application. As a final incentive we invited the loan committee over to see Honest-To-god Einstein's Roller Coaster Prototype. We expected Honest to "show" them the roller coaster. He thought we meant PUT them in the cart and SHOW them how it rode. So the downside is our loan was rejected and the project has been cancelled. The upside is we picked up six services in just one week. Sometimes in life ya gotta find the bright spot if you're going to move forward. On to bigger and better ideas. We appreciate everyone who was rooting for the idea and the families of those affected.

11/18/2025

We'd like to thank Lorraine and little Timmy Botchkiss for letting us hold Homer's service last Saturday. Our hearts got out to you both in this time of tragedy. It sounds like it had been a lovely vacation up to this point.

11/17/2025

As a mortician you have to learn to read between the lines sometimes, so you can stay out of trouble. Most of you knew Larry Givens. Some say he was the most absent minded man in Sapulpa. And while his demise was somewhat mysterious, the sherif has ruled out foul play. After his service, his widow Gloria had us over for refreshments. That's when she broke out her travel album. She has two books of photos of the places her and Larry had visited. The thing you started to notice looking through the books was there was always a photo of Gloria in every location where Larry had forgot and drove off without her. If you asked her about it she'd just laugh softly. We're beginning to think that making it out to the graveside service without Larry's casket wasn't quite the mistake we thought it was. Well played Gloria, well played.

11/14/2025

Edna Moole's presentation at Sapulpa's Fashion First Club meeting yesterday was a huge hit. In fact she was approached by Huge Heifer to act as a fashion consultant for his new magazine, "The Navel Gazer". We overheard Huge talking to the bank about advertising opportunities when we put in our amusement park loan application the other day. He seemed to be trying to charm the pants off their "cute" new loan officer. But I don't think it's going to help him because we all know Larry Lassaggna hates being called cute by anyone.

11/13/2025

Just a reminder that Sapulpa's Fashion First Club will meet next Wednesday at the Waypoint Lounge. Topics will include: "Butterfly Collars-Cleared for take-off!" and "Plaid! Today, Tomorrow, Timeless!" as well as a special presentation by Edna Moole on "Vests! and the role they play in your wardrobe". All fashion-forward Sapulpans are encouraged to attend.

The meeting will be protested by The Ladies of the Unbelievable Miracle due to its obvious flamboyance. Funeral Taters will NOT be served.

The clutching of pearls will not be allowed.

11/12/2025

We are pleased to say we had a full enrollment in Novembers Toddler Fight Club Competition. 20 entrants signed up to slug it out for bragging rights and a full year's worth of ice-cream from Braums. Favorites to watch for; Amanda Huggenkiss, the redhead in the front row. Her mom described her as "Wiry". Britches' pick is Darla Noddingham and her sailor suit. Darla's dad claims to be a descendant of Popeye. Honestly, the one we think can take it all, is Jax McSnickers. The kids gotta lot of pent up anger about his last name. He's the one in the striped shirt behind Darla. On top of everything else he's one of those kids that won't look at the camera too. That one's dangerous. To place your bets look for Kiki Rocket. She's set up book behind the Tyler Building on Hobson on Thursdays. Fights start this Friday with 3 elimination bouts.

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101 N. Poplar Street
Sapulpa, OK
74066

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+19188579617

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