Diggum-Deep Mortuary

Diggum-Deep Mortuary Nestled on the east side of Old Town in Sapulpa OK
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We've submitted our Amusement Park business plan and articles of incorporation along with the suggestions from the Frien...
11/11/2025

We've submitted our Amusement Park business plan and articles of incorporation along with the suggestions from the Friends of the Parlor to the 7th Consolidated Bank of Mistrust and Enmity c/o New Business Committee for Fiscally Responsible Endeavors. Judging by how much laughter erupted when we presented the plan we think we've got a good chance of getting our loan! Honest-to-god Einstein has offered the committee members a free ride on our prototype roller coaster to try and seal the deal. Wish us luck!

We want to thank the folks at Colonel Coffey's Trading Post in Coffeyville Kansas. Especially the sassy lady in the leat...
11/10/2025

We want to thank the folks at Colonel Coffey's Trading Post in Coffeyville Kansas. Especially the sassy lady in the leather pants, Katherine Modesitt . We appreciate you loading us up with a a full mule of Nitroglycerine so we can jump start our crematory incinerator after Britches let it go out last week. You were just as friendly as a lady can be and a great ambassador for Coffeyville. We are excited to see the progress they are making now that the Dalton Gang isn't running roughshod over their historic downtown.

Day four of concepts for our amusement park Six Feet Under-Land. We're still working our the names for the areas of the ...
11/06/2025

Day four of concepts for our amusement park Six Feet Under-Land. We're still working our the names for the areas of the park but we do have a list of rides we've come up with:

The Final Attraction - a roller coaster that jumps to oblivion

The Soul Coaster - a drop so steep you can feel your soul leave your body

The River Styx - water raft ride

The Cremation Station an indoor fire-themed ride

The Wheel of Misfortune - coffin shaped gondolas on a ferris wheel.

The Morbid-Go-Round - enough said.

The ReIncarnator - a spinning ride where folks are sucked out of the bottom while it spins.

The Limbo Loop - a roller coaster that never ends

The Eternal Scream - a 150 foot drop straight down into a bottomless pit. It comes out in Euro Disney.

Anyone have any other suggestions?

Day 3 of our amusement park concept - Six Feet Under-Land. The second area of the park after Purgatory Plaza is The Seve...
11/05/2025

Day 3 of our amusement park concept - Six Feet Under-Land. The second area of the park after Purgatory Plaza is The Seven Layers of Hell Mini-Golf Coarse. This is a great place for the kids to spend an hour or two while parents rest in one of the nearby Eternal Rest Stations, but don't stay too long....

Day two: With the logo concept in a good spot it was decided that the next part of the process was to develop the areas ...
11/04/2025

Day two: With the logo concept in a good spot it was decided that the next part of the process was to develop the areas of the amusement park. 4-6 areas seems to be somewhat standard and Britches likes odd numbers so we landed on 5 park areas. The first park area is the Purgatory Plaza. This is a never-ending line the works it's way through the entire park. We think it would be a great way to see al the attractions in the park. Britches designed it after his last trip to DisneyLand. There's a way to get in the line but really no way to get out of line. We like the name but we are really split on Britches concept or that it should just be a lazy river float ride. Let us know what you think.

This week we wanted to talk about our new amusement park idea. We kicked around a bunch of names; Doomland, Mortalitylan...
11/03/2025

This week we wanted to talk about our new amusement park idea. We kicked around a bunch of names; Doomland, Mortalityland, Afterland all were strong contenders but in the end we really liked how Six Feet Under-Land rolled off the tongue. And when the Marketing Weasel suggested the tag line "A Drop-Dead Amazing Experience" we knew the idea had legs. We had an alternative logo shape in mind until Britches paused while doing Mary Ellis Longley's hair and makeup and said it should be in the shape of a shovel head. Now it feels like we have a rear concept. So we present the proposed logo for Diggum-Deep Mortuary's Six Feet Under-Land.

Big Halloween announcement! With some encouragement from Honest-to-god Einstein and a grant from the Interment Arts Unio...
10/31/2025

Big Halloween announcement! With some encouragement from Honest-to-god Einstein and a grant from the Interment Arts Union, we are doing an exploratory survey to see if our idea of adding an amusement park next door to the cemetery has legs. So far we have decided that Funeral Taters will be the official park food. You'll be able to get them fried, on a stick, in a cup or on a cone. We will begin sharing park details next week and see what resonates best with the Friends of the Parlor. That will determine what ends up in the park business plan the new apply for our loan. Wish us luck! This might just be the next big thing!

We are happy to announce that in October we initiated a customer service survey program. A survey disc went in each cask...
10/30/2025

We are happy to announce that in October we initiated a customer service survey program. A survey disc went in each casket or urn we prepared this month. As we near the end of the month, we can confidently say we have had no complaints from anyone whose service we performed. If the planchette is to be believed, we have received nothing but 5-star reviews. Thank you Sapulpa for trusting us with your final moments on this plain of existence. We're proud to perform funerals so nice, you'll wish you could die twice. P.S. Big news tomorrow as we unveil what could be our next phase of business.

If you knew Scott Gasser then you know he said "Hold my Beer" one time too many. But his friends wanted to party with hi...
10/30/2025

If you knew Scott Gasser then you know he said "Hold my Beer" one time too many. But his friends wanted to party with him one last time in Nashville so we fixed him up what we are calling "The Weekender". It's a custom coffin shaped cooler that will keep Scott cool for one last weekend of debauchery and showing-off with friends on the Nashville strip. And if they want to Scott can "Hold Their Beer" one last time.

For our Friends of the Parlor, but don't forget to make your payments.
10/28/2025

For our Friends of the Parlor, but don't forget to make your payments.

Half begun is half done!
10/27/2025

Half begun is half done!

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101 N. Poplar Street
Sapulpa, OK
74066

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+19188579617

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