CHO-Saranac

CHO-Saranac Bringing the finest cannabis to Saranac, one satisfied smile at a time.

We’re not just another stop on the map—we’re the local destination for quality, community, and good vibes.
**NOTHING FOR SALE OR TRADE ONLINE**
**INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. 21+**

I once sat down “for a second” while high.That second lasted 47 minutes.No phone. No sleep. Just sitting.Thinking. Exist...
01/30/2026

I once sat down “for a second” while high.
That second lasted 47 minutes.

No phone. No sleep. Just sitting.
Thinking. Existing.
Eventually I stood up feeling like I completed a side quest.

What’s the longest “I’ll just sit for a minute” moment you’ve had?

According to absolutely no research whatsoever,being high increases your ability to stare at something until it becomes ...
01/29/2026

According to absolutely no research whatsoever,
being high increases your ability to stare at something until it becomes fascinating.

Fire? Elite.
Fish tank? Mesmerizing.
The little loading circle on your TV? Cinema.

Your brain turns into a museum curator for random objects.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve stared at way too long?

Have you ever reheated food so many times that it becomes… a concept?Not hot.Not cold.Just existing.At some point you ha...
01/28/2026

Have you ever reheated food so many times that it becomes… a concept?

Not hot.
Not cold.
Just existing.

At some point you have to ask if it even wants to be eaten anymore.

How many reheats before food officially gives up? Personally, we don't eat leftovers at my house, so there's no reheating of food! We need to find someone who likes leftovers and I'll bring them in for you to take home 😂-T

Why does everyone suddenly become a racecar driver when it’s time to merge?Nobody wants to go first.Nobody wants to go l...
01/27/2026

Why does everyone suddenly become a racecar driver when it’s time to merge?

Nobody wants to go first.
Nobody wants to go last.
Everyone wants to win a competition that doesn’t exist.

Are you a zipper-merge professional or a “good luck everyone” type?

The fridge light turning off when you close the door is suspicious.You’re telling me it just… stops existing?Or is it th...
01/26/2026

The fridge light turning off when you close the door is suspicious.

You’re telling me it just… stops existing?
Or is it throwing a party the second the door shuts?

Being high makes this feel like a trust issue.

What household object do you secretly not trust?

Why do socks stop working halfway through the day?You put them on confident.By afternoon they’re loose, twisted, and not...
01/25/2026

Why do socks stop working halfway through the day?

You put them on confident.
By afternoon they’re loose, twisted, and not doing their job anymore.

Socks have a strong first impression but zero long-term commitment.

Are you team barefoot, socks, or socks-but-only-at-first?

See you at noon today!

Ever notice how your body decides it needs water ONLY after you’re already comfortable?Blanket perfectly positioned.Show...
01/24/2026

Ever notice how your body decides it needs water ONLY after you’re already comfortable?

Blanket perfectly positioned.
Show queued up.
Then suddenly your throat is like, “Actually… emergency.”

Being high makes this feel like sabotage.

Do you get water before settling in, or do you live dangerously?

Why do snacks taste better when you’re standing in the kitchen instead of sitting down?Same snack. Same mouth.But if you...
01/23/2026

Why do snacks taste better when you’re standing in the kitchen instead of sitting down?

Same snack. Same mouth.
But if you take it back to the couch, it loses like 30% of its magic.

Standing in the kitchen turns you into a food critic.
Sitting down turns it into “meh.”

Explain that.

What snack mysteriously tastes better when eaten straight out of the bag?

The temps will be falling throughout the day today and tomorrow. If you find yourself in need of a place to get warm, t...
01/22/2026

The temps will be falling throughout the day today and tomorrow. If you find yourself in need of a place to get warm, there are several warming centers in the county. They are,

Ionia County Sheriff's Office front lobby, 24 hours, 133 E. Adams St, Ionia.

Belding Housing Commission, during business hours., 41 Belhaven, Belding, MI, 48809

Boston Township Hall during business hours, 30 Center St, Saranac.

Saranac Public Library, Friday 10a-8p, Saturday, 9a-1p, 61 N Bridge St, Saranac.

Clarksville Public Library, Friday 10a-4p,, Saturday 9a-1p, 165 N. Main St.

Nazarene Church, as needed, 9466 Cutler Rd, Portland.

The Right Door, Business hours.

If you are in need of assistance outside of the hours listed please contact Ionia County Central Dispatch at 616-527-0400 or the Ionia County Sheriff's Office at 616-527-5737

Why does the microwave act like it’s about to explode at 1 second left?It’s calm. It’s respectful.Then suddenly it’s lik...
01/22/2026

Why does the microwave act like it’s about to explode at 1 second left?

It’s calm. It’s respectful.
Then suddenly it’s like:
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

Relax.
I was right here.

Being high makes you realize appliances have personalities and some of them are extremely aggressive for no reason.

The microwave is the loud coworker of the kitchen.

Question: What appliance do you think has the worst attitude?

Have you ever been so high you opened your phone to check the time…and immediately forgot why you unlocked it?Now you’re...
01/21/2026

Have you ever been so high you opened your phone to check the time…
and immediately forgot why you unlocked it?

Now you’re just standing there, phone glowing, brain buffering, wondering if the phone called you.

You check the time anyway.
It’s been 14 seconds.
Nothing has changed.

Being high really turns your brain into a loading screen with elevator music playing quietly in the background.

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve forgotten mid-thought?

Cold weather makes hands the main character.Dry skin. Cold fingers. Constantly holding something warm.You never realize ...
01/20/2026

Cold weather makes hands the main character.
Dry skin. Cold fingers. Constantly holding something warm.
You never realize how much you use your hands until winter reminds you.

Gloves, pockets, or hands-free suffering? I have electric handwarmers for this reason and they are a game changer in the winter! -T

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75 N Bridge Street
Saranac, MI
48881

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Monday 9am - 9pm
Tuesday 9am - 9pm
Wednesday 9am - 9pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 9pm
Sunday 12pm - 7pm

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+16163348444

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