04/02/2026
My wife brought home a chocolate bunny 2 weeks ago. I ate it a couple nights ago. The wife was complaining i ate her Easter Bunny. I had to inform her that as a Wildlife Trapper, by trade, I am obligated by government regulations to euthanize any invasive species I find. Chocolate bunnies are not indigenous to our living room and thus must be euthanized. 😁