Modern Alternatives

11/27/2025

11/25/2025

Shop local and give the gift of health this Christmas!

🎁 We have brands like Kitsch, Thorne, Bamboo Switch, Portland Bee, Magnum Solace and so many more!

🎄Get unique stocking stuffers and gift certificates for awesome services!

10/28/2025

Daylight savings time is coming to an end and with that comes darkness and sadness.

We have light therapy lamps available at a great price and they are HSA reimbursable.

Stop in and get yours today!!

10/07/2025

Our new system came with a new credit card processor who unfortunately is not allowing us to take HSA/FSA cards at the moment. We are working it but in the meantime, we can give you a receipt to submit to your HSA for reimbursement if the service qualifies. Thank you for being so kind during our transition!

10/04/2025

We are closed today so that our staff can enjoy their DCE Homecoming festivities.

09/30/2025

These are easy and very tasty.

Ranch Garlic Parmesan Chicken Skewers - Bad Batch Baking - Restaurant Copycat Recipes & Family Favorites

09/30/2025

We are pleased to share that we have a new scheduling system! You can access it through the website or by going to www.modernalternatives.floathelm.com.

This will make scheduling and payment easier and faster and allow online gift card purchases!!

Please be patient with our staff as we are getting used to this new system.

As a thank you for your patience during this transition, anyone booking a 60 minute float or 60 minute massage by October 18 will receive a free Portland Bee lip balm!

See you soon!!

09/29/2025

Lots of exciting changes coming including this fantastic sale! Come in now for some great deals on some early Christmas shopping!!

09/23/2025

We have massage availability this week. Schedule some self care!

09/16/2025

These are not keto as the photo suggests so please be aware if you are following that. Super easy to make!