12/09/2025
PenguinAirpots! Friendly Stainless Practical Simple. 101 oz. (3L) for home, work, and events!
Our Best of Health! inc. Tea Company of Seattle accidentally ordered more airpots than a normal human business should ever own, so now you get to benefit from our questionable inventory decisions. Need one? Need five? Need to give someone an aggressively practical gift? We’ve got you covered.
Pros:
- They look like penguins!!! If this does not bring you joy, we cannot help you.
- Brand new. Untouched. Pure. Innocent.
- Supposed to be 101 oz as per the manufacturer, but secretly holds about 103 oz. It’s basically smuggling extra liquid into your day.
- Stainless-steel everything. It don't break. It can only bend.
- Keeps your drink hot or cold for about 24 hours, which is longer than some relationships.
- Long spout, because nobody wants to play “airpot sniper” when trying to pour a cup.
- The latch mechanism is legit. Real metal spring. Real durability. Not the “plastic sadness” found on cheaper models.
- Easy maintenance. Comes apart willingly, unlike certain IKEA projects.
- Wide mouth of 2¼" for cleaning, steeping filters, or dropping in ice cubes the size of small meteorites.
- Rotating base. For those moments when you want to feel like a Bond villain dramatically turning your beverage device.
Dimensions:
- Height: ~15³⁄₁₆ in
- Width (with spout): ~8½ in
- Body thickness: ~6 in
Why buy from us?
1. We’ve tested more airpots than any sane business should admit.
2. We’re local, small, and fueled almost entirely by passion and you.
3. Amazon charges more ($45) and gives you none of this personality.
*Googly eyes available upon request. Transform your airpot into a full-blown emotional support bird.
Spoons not included.
Grab yours while we still have extras.Penguin Airpots! 101oz/3L of Stainless Practical Simplicity Pump Thermos Airpot hot cold dispenser for home, work, and events! $35
Our Company of Seattle accidentally ordered more airpots than a normal human business should ever own, so now you get to benefit from our questionable inventory decisions. Need one? Need five? Need to give someone an aggressively practical gift? We’ve got you covered.
Pros:
- They look like penguins!!! If this does not bring you joy, we cannot help you.
- Brand new. Untouched. Pure. Innocent.
- Supposed to be 101 oz as per the manufacturer, but secretly holds about 103 oz. It’s basically smuggling extra liquid into your day.
- Stainless-steel everything. It don't break. It can only bend.
- Keeps your drink hot or cold for about 24 hours, which is longer than some relationships.
Coffee? Tea? Iced tea? Broth? Mulled wine? - you got it!
- Long spout, because nobody wants to play “airpot sniper” when trying to pour a cup.
- The latch mechanism is legit. Real metal spring. Real durability. Not the “plastic sadness” found on cheaper models.
- Easy maintenance. Comes apart willingly, unlike certain IKEA projects.
- Wide mouth of 2¼" for cleaning, steeping filters, or dropping in ice cubes the size of small meteorites.
- Rotating base. For those moments when you want to feel like a Bond villain dramatically turning your beverage device.
Dimensions:
- Height: ~15³⁄₁₆ in
- Width (with spout): ~8½ in
- Body thickness: ~6 in
Why buy from us?
1. We’ve tested more airpots than any sane business should admit.
2. We’re local, small, and fueled almost entirely by passion and you.
3. Amazon charges more ($45) and gives you none of this personality.
*Googly eyes available upon request. Transform your airpot into a full-blown emotional support bird.
Spoons not included.
Grab yours while we still have extras.
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