Smash Rx, LLC

02/01/2026

💘 Valentine’s Day Just Got a LOT More Fun at Smash RX 💥

This year, skip the crowded restaurants and do something unforgettable.

🔥 LOVE SCAPE: Valentine’s Day Smash Specials
📅 Saturday, February 14, 2026 — ONE DAY ONLY
📍 Smash RX — 2380 Shasta Way, Suite C, Simi Valley, CA
⚠️ By appointment only, limited availability!

💥 Dynamite Duo — $99 (15 min for 2)
💥 Twosome Smash Quest — $108 (20 min for 2)
🎉 The Groupies — $160 (30 min for 4 people!)

⚠️ These specials are ONLY available on Feb 14 and must be booked in advance.

👉 Book your spot now:
https://www.smashrxllc.com/book

Tag your Valentine, your bestie, or your whole group 👇

⚠️ Booking Reminder:
Please note that all Valentine’s Day appointments must be booked directly through our website.
We are unable to book or hold appointments via email, phone, or direct messages.

01/29/2026

💘 Valentine’s Day Just Got a LOT More Fun at Smash RX 💥

This year, skip the crowded restaurants and do something unforgettable.

🔥 LOVE SCAPE: Valentine’s Day Smash Specials
📅 Saturday, February 14, 2026 — ONE DAY ONLY
📍 Smash RX — 2380 Shasta Way, Suite C, Simi Valley, CA
⚠️ By appointment only — limited availability!

💥 Dynamite Duo — $99 (15 min for 2)
💥 Twosome Smash Quest — $108 (20 min for 2)
🎉 The Groupies — $160 (30 min for 4 people!)

⚠️ These specials are ONLY available on Feb 14 and must be booked in advance.

👉 Book your spot now:
https://www.smashrxllc.com/book

Tag your Valentine, your bestie, or your whole group 👇

01/07/2026

As a therapist, I’ve learned something powerful:
Healing doesn’t look the same for everyone.

For some, it’s talk.
For some, it’s movement.
For some, it’s stillness.
For some… it’s release.

So I’ll ask you: What’s your therapy?

If you’re ready to step into 2026 with clarity, intention, and alignment, come be with us at Rooted & Ready:
🗓 Monday, January 19 at 1PM
📍 Smash RX, 2380 Shasta Way, Suite C, Simi Valley Ca

There’s still time to get your ticket and start 2026 rooted. 🌱
🎟 Register here:
https://app.acuityscheduling.com/catalog/3de19333/?productId=2098371&clearCart=true

12/24/2025

Rainy. Last-minute. Christmas Eve chaos. 😩☔🎄

Skip the stores and smash your way to being the hero.

💥 Smash RX Gift Certificates =
✔ Stress relief
✔ Fun memories
✔ Instant delivery

🎁 20% OFF TODAY
Solo & 3-Person Small Group Gift Certificates

Last-minute never felt this good.

12/24/2025

Rainy. Last-minute. Christmas Eve chaos. 😩☔🎄

Skip the stores and smash your way to being the hero.

💥 Smash RX Gift Certificates =
✔ Stress relief
✔ Fun memories
✔ Instant delivery

🎁 20% OFF TODAY
Solo & 3-Person Small Group Gift Certificates

Last-minute never felt this good.

12/21/2025

3rd Annual Rooted & Ready: Your 2026 Intention Gathering

Join us for a transformative afternoon that blends restoration, creativity, and intention:

✨ Sound Bath — led by OM The Move Yoga
🎨 Vision Board Creation — guided by Anna Rios, LMFT
🧘 Insightful Word — shared by Chevonne Johnson
💛 Food for the Soul + Refreshments for the Mind

📅 Monday, January 19, 2026
⏰ 1:00 PM
💰 $45

Bring your vision + yoga mat.

Let’s ground ourselves, grow forward together, and begin the year in alignment.

12/21/2025

🎉 ROOTED & READY GIVEAWAY 🎉

We believe self-care in 2026 should be intentional, community-centered, and shared — so we’re giving away 1 FREE ticket to our upcoming wellness gathering!

🌿 Rooted & Ready: Your 2026 Intention Gathering
📅 January 19, 2026 • 1 PM
📍 Smash RX — Simi Valley

✨ How to Enter:
✔ Like this post
✔ Comment: What does self-care look like for you in 2026?
✔ Share this post to your page or in a group
✔ Tag a friend you’d bring with you

🎟 Prize: 1 FREE ticket ($45 value)

🗓 Giveaway closes:
📌 December 24, 2025 at midnight

🎉 Winner announced:
✨ December 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM

💛 Tickets are on sale now — early bird savings available if you don’t want to wait!

Let’s grow forward together 🌱

12/16/2025

🎁 A DECEMBER TO REMEMBER 🎁
Give the gift they actually want…
A Prescription to Smash 💥😤➡️😌

✨ 20% OFF solo gift certificates
✨ 20% OFF small-group (3–5) gift certificates

Make memories. Release stress. Start fresh.
Tap to grab your holiday gift certificate! 🎄💥

12/15/2025

✨ From not ready to DEMOLITION DETOX READY 💥

She walked in wearing a full-length fur coat and sandals…
30 minutes later?
💣 Gear on
🛒 Quick Marshalls run
🔥 Stress = smashed

That’s the beauty of our 2-Person | 30-Minute Demolition Detox — you don’t have to come ready, just willing 😌

⚠️ Pro tip: Fur coats are welcome.
👟 Sandals? Not so much. Closed-toe shoes only.

Unconventional self-care done right.
Tag your smash partner & book your detox 🔗

12/14/2025

Feel Free Fridays - 🎄 The LAST Feel Free Friday of the year is coming! 🎄
Join us on Dec 19 from 2–5PM for a special pre-holiday stress release session.

Just $30 gets you:
💥 10 mins in the Smash Room
🪵 A small wooden item
🍾 15–18 glass breakables
🍽️ 8–10 Plate Therapy plates

Bring a friend, co-worker, or family member for a December to Remember at Smash RX!

12/01/2025

3rd Annual Rooted & Ready: Your 2026 Intention Gathering

We’re excited to invite you to the 3rd Annual Rooted & Ready: Your 2026 Intention Gathering — a powerful, heart-centered tradition hosted by Smash RX + The Wellness Collective. 🌿✨

Join us for a transformative afternoon that blends restoration, creativity, and intention:

✨ Sound Bath — led by OM The Move Yoga
🎨 Vision Board Creation — guided by Anna Rios, LMFT
🧘 Insightful Word — shared by Chevonne Johnson
💛 Food for the Soul + Refreshments for the Mind

📅 Monday, January 19, 2026
⏰ 1:00 PM
📍 Smash RX (Simi Valley, CA)
💰 $45

3rd Annual Rooted & Ready: Your 2026 Intention Gathering

11/23/2025

Black Friday at Smash RX is the perfect way to:

💥 Reduce stress
💥 Boost mental wellness
💥 Enjoy a therapeutic rage room break
💥 Give a unique holiday gift
💥 Share an experience they’ll never forget

Smash RX Black Friday = the #1 wellness gift.