04/25/2026
Baxter’s heading out…
After making enemies with… pretty much everyone 😅
Let’s just say…
🐱 Cats:
“He was relentless … we’re not sad.”
🐔 Chickens:
“We’re going to need a few days to recover.”
🐴 Horses:
“Big energy… no awareness.”
Even after being rolled
🐶 Dog:
“How many times do I have to bark at you…
for you to understand boundaries?!”
😂😂😂
And honestly…
He just wanted someone to play with.
He just didn’t understand:
👉 boundaries
👉 timing
👉 connection So now I’m curious…
If the animals could talk…
👉 What do you think they’d say as the trailer drives away?
Drop your best one below
Winner will receive a lamb roast for local delivery. Jenny Eggers
Alissa Voyles