The Metabolic Project

01/27/2026

I'm teaching again! Come join me for a yoga/pilates class Thursday mornings at Alchemy Healing Arts in Skaneateles.
Expect a full-body workout that blends yoga and Pilates to build strength and clear your mind. Expect continuous movement, props, great music, and a challenging but accessible class that leaves you feeling strong, grounded, and refreshed.
Register here: https://l.bttr.to/HFcxn

01/23/2026

Your hormone symptoms aren’t the problem—they’re the clue.

If you’re tired of being told everything is “normal” while your body feels anything but, I can help you get real answers through advanced hormone testing and personalized functional medicine support.

No guessing. No band-aids. Just clarity and a plan that actually makes sense for your body.

✨book a call: www.themetabolicproject.com/workwithme

01/22/2026

Tomorrow at 5:15! Register here: https://l.bttr.to/LEsxG

01/15/2026

So many women are walking around feeling off —
not sick enough to have answers, but not well enough to feel like themselves.

They’re managing bloating, mood swings, fatigue, stubborn weight changes, anxiety, disrupted sleep…
and quietly wondering why nothing they try seems to stick.

If this is you, please hear this: you’re not broken.

When the nervous system is stuck in survival mode, the gut and hormones struggle to respond — even to the “right” things.

That’s why I take a different approach.

I work with women to support the gut–nervous system–hormone connection in a gentle, structured way — so healing feels possible again instead of exhausting.

If reading this brought up a quiet “that’s me”, trust that.

You don’t have to do this alone.

Offering virtual and in-person appointments.
https://simpsonfamilywellness.janeapp.com/ #/functional-medicine

01/08/2026

Feeling exhausted, wired but tired, bloated, inflamed, or “off”… and not sure where to start?

Winter is actually one of the best times to reset your gut, nervous system, and hormones — when your body is asking for support, not restriction.

I’m launching a 4-Week Gut + Nervous System Reset designed to help you:
• calm inflammation and reactivity
• support digestion, energy, and hormone balance
• stabilize your nervous system (without extremes)
• feel more grounded, clear, and resilient in your body

✨ Bonus: The first few people who enroll will receive a free 1:1 consult call with me to personalize the program and help you get even deeper results.

This is for you if you’ve tried “doing all the right things” and still don’t feel like yourself.

🗓 Program begins with the first live call on January 21
Click here to sign up:
🔗 https://www.themetabolicproject.com/4weekgutreset

12/17/2025

Before you blame your hormones, thyroid, gut....check your blood sugar. This is HUGE and probably the most common thing I see missed by medical professionals - it's always simpler than you think!

So many women worry something is seriously wrong with their hormones, metabolism, thyroid, or nervous system…
when what’s actually driving the chaos is unstable blood sugar.

Highs and crashes can show up as anxiety, fatigue, dizziness, cravings, mood swings, sleep issues, stubborn weight gain — and over time, they disrupt cortisol, thyroid function, inflammation, and hormones downstream.

Your body is reacting to how it’s being fueled and regulated. If you're not eating well and eating often enough - your blood sugar is going to be all over the place and then you will be too!

When blood sugar is supported consistently, you'd be surprised how quickly symptoms seem to dissolve and your body balances out — energy, mood, focus, hormones, and even stress tolerance.

If these symptoms sound familiar and you’re tired of guessing, message me or set up an appointment and let’s build a plan that actually supports your body from the foundation up. ✨

12/15/2025

Probiotics are everywhere — and they’re often marketed as the answer to every gut issue.
But in practice, I see the opposite happen all the time.

Many women come to me after taking a probiotic because a friend loved it or an influencer recommended it… only to feel more bloated, reactive, or inflamed.

That doesn’t mean probiotics are bad.
It means gut healing isn’t one-size-fits-all.

The right strain at the wrong time can slow healing.
The right plan, based on your microbiome, changes everything.

If your gut symptoms feel unresolved or worsened despite “doing all the right things,” stop guessing.

DM me or set up an appointment and to create a targeted plan that actually supports your body. ✨

12/08/2025

Gift Certificates are available - we also accept gift certificates too! DM or email info@themetabolicproject.com to purchase

12/05/2025

If you’re looking for something more meaningful than another candle or sweater… give the gift of feeling good.
These functional wellness gifts support energy, mood, immunity, and deep nourishment — the things everyone truly needs this season.

And if you want to give something really special:
I offer gift certificates for functional medicine sessions, reiki, and personalized healing plans.
A beautiful, intentional way to support someone you love (or yourself) going into the new year.

DM me or email info@themetabolicproject.com to purchase!

12/02/2025

The holiday season should feel expansive, not exhausting.
Yet so many women move through December running on depletion — unstable blood sugar, disrupted sleep, inflammation, anxiety, and a nervous system stretched thin.

These 4 functional medicine rituals are my go-to foundations for keeping your energy steady, your mood grounded, and your body resilient during the busiest season of the year. They’re simple, elegant shifts that create a noticeable difference in how you feel.

But if these signs are speaking to you and you’re craving deeper support… this is the moment to take it.

You don’t have to wait for January to feel balanced, nourished, and in control of your health.
I have limited openings this month for 1:1 functional medicine sessions, designed to help you move into the holidays feeling clear, supported, and truly well.

Visit https://simpsonfamilywellness.janeapp.com/ #/functional-medicine to set up an appointment today!

11/19/2025

Book at the link below or email info@themetabolicproject.com to get scheduled!

Congratulations on your new addition! Do yo have a little one that needs to be seen? Many parents bring their children in during this time to check for latch concerns, digestive concerns, gassiness. This is also a great time to get an overall post-birth evaluation.

11/17/2025

Your adrenal glands impact everything — blood sugar, hormones, inflammation, energy, metabolism.
When they’re overwhelmed, your symptoms show it.

Here are 5 signs your adrenals are overworked and your body is asking for deeper nourishment and support.
Healing your stress response is one of the fastest ways to feel like yourself again.

If these signs are hitting close to home, don’t wait. Adrenal dysfunction doesn’t fix itself — but the right plan changes everything.
I have openings this month for 1:1 functional medicine sessions.

Message me “ADRENALS” or book online below and let’s get you feeling better now. ✨
https://simpsonfamilywellness.janeapp.com/ #/functional-medicine