02/17/2026
🎭 Are you suffering from Mardi Gras Syndrome™
Definition:
A temporary but very real condition affecting parade-goers in SELA.
Symptoms may include:
🟣 Bead-Neck
Neck stiffness from looking up at floats for 3 hours straight.
🟢 Parade Shoulder
One-sided shoulder pain from holding a kid, ice chest, or bead bag all night.
🟡 King Cake Inflammation
King cake season = extra sugar + extra inflammation
🟣 Float-Watching Headaches
Tension headaches from posture + dehydration.
🟢 Hip Shift Disorder
Pelvic misalignment from shifting weight side to side on concrete.
🟡 Cooler Carry Sciatica
That deep butt/leg pain from hauling a packed cooler from the truck to the route.
🟣 Endymion Elbow
Elbow strain from aggressively catching beads at the Krewe of Endymion.
🟢 Bead Overload Compression
Because 14 pounds of beads is apparently necessary.
🟡 Late-Night Lumbar Lock
Low back tightness from standing on pavement + folding chairs + zero stretching. That “I can’t get out of bed the next morning” stiffness.
🟣 Marching Band Migraine
Noise + dehydration + tension = pounding head.
🟢 Mom Hip Syndrome
From holding a 30–40 lb child on one hip yelling “THROW IT HERE!”
🟡 Post-Parade Plantar Pain
Foot and heel pain from bad shoes and concrete routes.oy on
Happy Mardi Gras! What symptoms are you suffering from?