Thee Magic Mushroom Medium

04/22/2026

Welcome back loves…. Ready for a little fun and weirdness? And some sage advice to help with your day? Then let’s begin…. ::rubs hands together:: mushahaha!

Card 1: Mister Cain the Banker - while the carnival 1897 does not back in human currencies, it still requires the employ of Mister Cain to balance its karmic budgets. Throughout the ages, money has served as a large scale form of “I owe you “ notes; a way to connect people in a web of reciprocal relationships. Mister Cain works in the background at the carnival, ensuring that the ledgers of justice are balanced for each and every guest who enters. For some, this means a windfall of rewards after countless days and months of unrecognized struggling. For others, this means sudden and swift hardship after too many years of taking advantage of others.
On that note, whether we like it or not, life requires a keen eye toward finances for security, comfort, and the ability to help others when we are in times of of abundance. This card can be interpreted as an indication to prioritize your finances; whether that’s your actual money or your spiritual currency. Mister Cain advises you to be fiscally responsible; increasing your savings rates to secure wealth for your future self, but, also to give generously when you can.

Card 2: Carl Scheele the Chemist - “Feeling sick? Well, I’ve got just the remedy for that,” says Carl Scheele, the carnival’s chemist. His hand beside a wooden stall filled with colored bottles and vials, wearing an old white doctor’s jacket with a stained green Oxford shirt beneath. A student of both botany and pharmacology, the chemist is both a healer who provides the ill suffering with remedies, ointments, potions and cures, and also a scientist, willing to experiment and push the boundaries of current medical understanding.
In other words, have you been putting off an appointment, treatment or necessary personal discussion? Drawing this card is a a directive to prioritize your own health and well being; be it physical, mental or spiritual. Keep in mind, though, that while medicine has advanced in leaps and bounds over the past centuries, addressing one issue can cause unforeseen effects in other areas of your life. Take what the chemist prescribes, but be careful to walk the middle path between abstinence and excess.

Card 3: Ludas the Wag - as you take the sights and sounds of the carnival, a clown tumbles towards you. He honks a brass horn, dancing and kicking his feet in a goofy, charming performance. To carnival goers, he gives generously from an assortment of gifts that magically appear in his hands, bringing laughter and joy.
This card represents generosity and kindness, giving to others, and generosity towards ourselves. Be kind to others; the karma will be returned, a reminder to ‘pay it forward.’ It also represents fun and joy and the need sometimes to stop, kick off your shoes and play. It is a reminder to be silly and laugh often, whether singing out loud or dancing like no one is watching, playing a game, or being creative, have fun! Life is meaningless without pleasure. Embrace your inner child.

Card A: Heart Path - it’s not worth pursuing a path without passion. This road will only lead you to uncertainty and frustration. Follow your heart, and you can’t go wrong.

Card B: Raise the Bar - when you set higher standards for the people and situations in your life, you create space for new levels of joy and abundance. Rise above old patterns.

Card C: Receiving it all - you deserve to receive abundance at full capacity. Believe in your worth and trust that the universe is ready to deliver all that you desire. Open up!

I hope you found these cards as amazing as I did! Such characters! We may have to do these again sometime!
Have a blessed night loves!

04/21/2026

‘Ello lovelies! Welcome to Tarot Tuesday! I’ve got something new this week! I have the new Mother Mort’s Carnival 1897 oracle cards! Choose a character of the Carnival and see who you represent! There are 3 to choose from. Who will you be and why? The Mystic Forest wanted to come out and play too! What message are they burning to tell you? Choice of 3! Ready?! See you back here in couple hours!

04/19/2026

Summer at Tiffany’s. Ready for a wonderful shopping day with local small businesses? Today is a beautiful day for it!

04/19/2026

Good morning and welcome to the third installment of Summer at Tiffany’s! Which is to see and be seen! The who’s who of the fashionable! The Marketplace is the place to be! I am just the start of many shops here! Get a tarot or oracle reading maybe even a chakra cleanse to make you feel like a million bucks before you shop the rest of the day away in our 122 shops! Are you ready for most wildest shopping experience?
One of my favorite shops in here is Dot’s Crystal Cavern! They have the best selection of stones and crystals I have ever seen! And they are only a few feet away from me! This store is a must see!
There is one store that’s not inside but just outside next to Dollar General that I frequent a lot too! They are called The Funk! If you need the most unique experience, this shop may be worth a look see! From tattoos and piercings to altar supplies and classes to learn some craft magic with Val or exercise classes with Michael!
Let’s have a great shopping day with local small businesses!
See you soon!!

04/18/2026

04/18/2026

Good morning and welcome to day 2 of Summer at Tiffany’s! Where the light is so bright it’s washed away the darkness! Let’s enjoy our first summer’s wave of sunshine! Not feeling sunny and bright? Let me lift the gloom and darkness with a chakra cleansing! Want to know what an English garden and meadow look like? This will be the meditation I guide you through with sights, sounds, smells and touch. I open and close your chakras to block the shadows and bring out the light within you. Or do you need more from my gift of sight? Do you need to see within or see around you? My tarot will show you the path and the oracle will show what’s going on inside. Have ailments? I may have an herb for that. Need unique shinnies? I make those too! Come in and design with me!
Many things can be found here at The Marketplace of Tarpon Springs! Just like Dot’s Crystal Cavern! Have you been there yet? They have such a wide selection of stones and precious crystals! Specials everyday! But, you gotta be in the store for those! Linda and Lincoln will find the perfect stone for you! Need a specific shape for your stone? They may have it!
Need something a little more funky? My good friends at The Funk(next to Dollar General) can find you the perfect item, tattoo or piercing that is in your head! Need to learn about herbs or start progressive exercise? They have classes for all that! Check out their calendar! In fact, the Freakshow is coming! See date and time on their social networks!
Let’s have a sunny day!

04/17/2026

Good morning and welcome to Summer at Tiffany’s! I’m ready for the sun and fun this weekend! Are you?! Or do you feel like the storm clouds are still rolling in? Not feeling your best? Well, maybe it’s time to get a chakra cleansing! I’ll align your chakras to help open up and remove the blockages that have made you stagnant and not move forward. Want to see within yourself to understand why you are the way you are? A 15 minute oracle reading could be what you need instead. I’ll look within and help you learn the inner workings of you. See what you think may be broken or shaded. Need to learn the world around you and how to navigate through the sludge of life? Let’s being out the tarot cards and see what happening! It could be right in front of you! So, if you need a no nonsense reader who doesn’t beat around the bush and intense? You have found her! Let’s let the sunshine in! Shine some light on all the dark corners. The gloom of winter, the beginning of spring is gone! Now time for beaches and flip flops.
I know you’ll need some precious stones and crystals to shimmer on your body while you’re out and about! Always protected and always beautiful! See my friends at Dot’s Crystal Cavern today!
Need some body mods and tattoos? Maybe some other funky things? Altar objects, classes, health walks, they have a little bit of everything there! See my friends at The Funk and they can hook you up just in time for summer!
Blessings to you all!

04/15/2026

Welcome back my little mental warriors! ☺️ now is the time to see what the wise ones have to say. Did you you choose Gypsy, Moon Witch or both!? So much info, so little words…

Card 1: 14. The Queen - of a woman chose this card; know that your fortune is still being written. The universe isn’t done with your path. So hang tight. If a man chose this card; the woman you’re most interested in is right around the corner. Just open your eyes and heart. Don’t hesitate this time.

Card 2: 20. The Clouds - there is always a silver lining to every grey cloud. No matter what you think will happen, wait, like the clouds, your situation will change. Whether it be good or bad is up to you.

Card 3: 4. The Keys - like the magic of falling stars, your wish will come true.

Card 4: Magic Wand - Focus your energy on one thing.
Success comes in many ways, but most of the time, success comes from a strong focus. It is no secret that society forces us to multitask. We are expected to do more and achieve more every day. But, i n reality, b y going after too many things at the same time, we spread our energy too thin. As a result, we do not end up achieving much. Multitasking can slow you down. If you want to create a profound change in your life, choose one thing. Deeply focus all your attention on this one thing.
You are a creative and passionate soul
with brilliant ideas, but you cannot go after everything at once. In fact, you might not excel in any of them if you do not have the time and energy needed to master them.
You can achieve anything you want in
your life. You have limitless potential. Chase your dreams! Start by doing one project at a time and focusing all your attention and energy on it.
"Where focus goes, energy flows."
- Tony Robbins

Ritual for Limitless Focus

What do you genuinely want in this
moment? What career do you want? What change in life do you want right now? Do you wish to write a book, invest in stocks, or create an online business? You could want all those things and more, but for now, focus on one thing. Decide on a time frame and commit to your daily practice. Spend at least 30 minutes per day working on that one thing. Do not allow yourself to become distracted.

Card 5: Waning Gibbous - Count your blessings. You are being called to express gratitude. We are typically so preoccupied with our desires and goals that we often forget to acknowledge our accomplishments. So, stop for a second and reflect on what you have to be grateful for today.
The Waning Gibbous Moon represents
acceptance, gratitude, and sharing. Instead of starting something new, take it easy and focus on gratitude. Gratitude is what connects us to the Divine.
"The heart that gives thanks is a happy one, for we cannot feel thankful and unhappy at the same time."
- Douglas Wood

Gratitude Ritual

Sit down with a pen and paper and make a gratitude list. Write down 10 things you are most grateful for: family, supportive friends, sunlight, food on the table, etc. List anything that comes to mind. Reflect on your life and acknowledge what you have to be grateful for.

Card 6: Spells and Rituals - Bring magic and self-care together:
Self-care is sacred. Never underestimate its healing and protective powers. Self-care is your shield from unpredictable collective energy.
Self-care comes in a variety o f forms and rituals. For an introvert, it could be tending to plants, cuddling with pets, reading a book, or organizing an altar. For an extrovert, it could be doing tarot readings with a group of friends, dancing, or going away for the weekend. Basically, self-care can be anything. There is no such thing as a universal self-care ritual. You must listen to your heart and find the best practices for yourself. It does not have to be fancy, expensive, or Instagram worthy. When you are charged, calm, and relaxed, you are in your fullest potential.
"Self-care is how you take your power back."
- Lalah Delia

Ritual Self-Care Bath

Dim the lights, light your favorite candle, and draw a warm bath.
Add 1 cup of your favorite salt for your
hardworking muscles, such as Epsom,
Himalayan, Dead Sea, etc.
> Add a few drops of a citrus essential oil (lemon, orange, grapefruit, etc.) to boost your mood and energy.
Sprinkle in some rose petals (dried or
fresh).
Enter the bath and place selenite on the edge of your tub for protection and healing. (Be careful not to submerge your selenite crystal, as it will dissolve under water).
Do a few rounds of deep breathing.
• Relax and soak in the magic.
If you do not have a bathtub, try a
footbath instead. Self-care is unique to every individual, so relax and find the practice that recharges you the most.

I hope the messages are what you needed to hear tonight. May the light shine upon you and bring you warmth.
Until next time…. Namaste’

04/14/2026

It’s Tarot Tuesday time! Today seems very interesting. There seems to be a hidden message that needs to be heard by someone. Could be all of you! 😉 There are 6 cards on the table to choose from. Will you go with the old Gypsy woman or are your answers with the Moon Witch? Or are both calling you? Both have some really great messages to give you tonight. So, close your eyes and listen to your heart. Who does it want to pick? Then choose a number. I’ll see you back here in a couple hours to show you want they need to say.

04/12/2026

Good meowning! Crazy cat lady in Kitty cat-ture today! Sorry for not posting yesterday! I was busy!! But, at least I took a picture! 🤣 It’s still a lazy weekend full of wonder and sunlight! Just to loaf around and sit in a window and soak up the sun! Not feeling as content as a kitty? Let’s find out why through my oracle cards! Or maybe there’s another cast outside running your chi… sometimes we have to look at them, give them a razzberry and walk away from the window with your tail in the air! There’s always the want to find out why it triggers you so, maybe my tarot can see the issue! Not feeling your best? My herb cabinet is open for all your ill needs. Want to feel feline like again? Chakra cleanses will give you 7 of your lives back. 😽 Time to be lazy and free! So, come see me!
Have you been to Dot’s Crystal Cavern yet? They have kitty ears made of crystals! They even have one of the largest selection stones and shineys! It’s a must see!
Want a kitty tattoo or any other feline type items for your altar or find a human collar? The Funk just may have what you’re looking for! There’s many things to do there! Check out the calendar!
Let’s continue feeling free and enjoying the sunshine!

04/10/2026

Good morning to y’all! It’s a kitty weekend! My Hello Kitty outfit was calling today! The cat lady in me is showing! Lmao! And you know, cats are very aloof but ready to strike when cornered. Do you feel like the claws always want to come out at the wrong times? Feel like a cat in a cage trying to get out? Come let me sooth your fur and help put the nails back other than to kneed for comfort. I offer chakra cleanses to help put things right and make you feel safe. Unblock what is happening in your life and give you freedom from the pain inside that you hide. Maybe you have spiritual concerns and need the insight to see what’s going on around you. My tarot cards can help give you direction! Possibly feel like you need to heal inside and have no tools to understand yourself? My oracle cards have helped many get back on track and see what they were missing. They can help you too! Let’s be like kitty cats and feline out! Explore today!
And if you want even more help, you can see my friends at Dot’s Crystal Cavern and look at all the glorious stones and crystals they have!
Needing to symbolize your growth and see it everyday? My friends at The Funk can help with an awesome collection of tattoos by their artists! They even offer piercings, altar supplies, classes, weight therapy and HUSO(sound puck therapy)! Check them out over by the Dollar General!
Let’s have a lazy weekend!

04/08/2026

Time to come back my dreamers. Time to come face to face with the shadows you have feared and the life you need to empower. Life has some funny ways of making us think. And these cards are definitely in on the joke. But, at least they can also give you what is needed to know. Time to begin.

Card 1: 7. Distorted Perception - Reality is rarely what we are raised to believe it is. All because we have been shown one way our whole life as scripture, doesn’t mean that’s the way of it all the time everywhere else. Time to burn away the old ways and perspective and see the truth of the real life in front of you. See it for what it is. Even though you may feel like there’s betrayal or loss or even alienation, it can all change with a different perspective. The Maiden assures you that any confusion, grief or upheaval from releasing distorted perceptions or limited beliefs will eventually open into amazing opportunities, remarkable growth, and an increase in self-sovereignty.
Maiden’s Message: Power, beauty and liberation happen when we do not close our eyes or retreat back into the mentality we have outgrown.

Card 2: 28. Moving Forward - The first step is taken within our stillness. Feeling stuck, tired or uninspired? Wanting a change, a movement or stimulation to be added to your life? Or people telling you to get out more? That assumption of external alterations would be the solution to your dissatisfaction, that’s not always the case. Because every time you think this new thing was it, it ends as quickly as you started it; path, partner, activity or good book. Repeating the same patterns will get you nowhere. There is a better way at this time for you. The old saying ’less is more’ needs to be in play here. So, instead of adding more things to your life to move you forward, start releasing what doesn’t serve you. That in itself will propel you forward.
Guardian’s Message: What we leave behind, releases us forward.

Card 3: 43. Inner Life - Your inner life is a garden to be cultivated. Time to tune into your Spirit Self and inner light more. The more transparent we become, the more our inner life is reflected back to us through the intimate connections we enjoy with others and our surroundings. When we communicate with our own spirit within, we can see past the facade of what the world wants us to see. Want realness? Be real with yourself first! RuPaul said it best, if you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love someone else!? Time to release yourself from the shadows and show who you truly are!
Crone’s Message: Tend to your garden first. The shadows you illuminate will reveal the good that they had mistakingly buried with fourfold radiance, strength and blessings.

Card A: Whatever you wish - when you lessen the importance of problems and suffering, life will swing back into balance. Stop the struggle and feel peace. The world responds to you.

Card B: Fulfillment - you don’t need anyone’s approval to pursue and fulfill your purpose. Embrace your unique journey and trust that its leading you where you need to go.

Card C: Starlight - Don’t slow down manifestation through hesitation or worry. Keep the faith and create light in the dark. The path of the stars is made by the same energy.

I hope you chose both sets of cards! Choosing a number and a letter card is very beneficial!
I hope the exposure you feel is a cleansing feeling. Sometimes being confronted with who we are and what we put out there can give us real insight to how we are perceived. Keep the light on those shadows! For now is the time to see who you truly are!
See you next week!
And if you want a one on one reading, message me and we can set up one!