01/31/2026
When Your Sleeping Position Looks Like This…
We’ve all been there: you swear you went to bed like a normal human being… yet somehow you wake up shaped like a pretzel that lost bed space to your pup.
This little canine contortionist might be adorable, but if your spine is doing anything remotely similar overnight, your back is absolutely taking notes — and not the good kind.
Common side effects of “sleeping like a Doberman yoga instructor” include:
- Waking up wondering who beat you with a pool noodle
- That special kind of neck pain that makes reversing your car a group project
- Shoulders that feel like they’ve been negotiating peace treaties all night
- A spine that whispers, “Really? Again?”
The good news: you don’t have to sleep like a statue to wake up feeling human. Chiropractic care, targeted massage, and a few simple sleep‑alignment tweaks can help your body recover instead of revolt.
If your mornings feel like you’ve been wrestling, we’re here to help straighten things out — literally.
