12/21/2025
🎄 'Twas the Night Before Takeoff
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Pole,
The sleigh was packed tight, every gift, every goal.
The reindeer were stretching, the elves tucked in bed,
While peppermint dreams danced in each sleepy head.
But Santa and Mrs. Claus weren’t in a rush—
They were deep in the sauna, enjoying the hush.
The halogenerator puffed salt in the air,
A mist of pure magic, beyond all compare.
Red light therapy glowed on Santa’s round face,
Easing his joints with a warm, healing grace.
Chromotherapy lights bathed the room in delight—
Soft purples and blues, and a cozy red light.
Mrs. Claus giggled, her cheeks rosy bright,
“This beats baking cookies all through the night!”
She sipped herbal tea with a peppermint swirl,
Wrapped in a robe trimmed with holly and pearl.
Santa leaned back with a satisfied sigh,
“No chimney soot yet, and my beard’s still dry!”
He stretched out his boots, gave his belly a pat,
“This sauna’s the secret—who knew that’s where it’s at?”
Then up on the wall, a sign caught their eye,
A festive reminder, bold and spry:
🎁 GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE 🎁
For elves, for friends, for anyone able!
So if you’re still shopping and stuck in a jam,
Give the gift of relaxation—yes ma’am!
A sauna escape, with salt mist and glow,
Is the merriest way to let holiday stress go.
They rose from the bench, refreshed and renewed,
Ready to fly with their sleigh and their crew.
And Santa exclaimed as they soared through the night:
“Spa days for all—and to all a warm light!”
📅 Booking Site
You can book sessions directly through our Vagaro page:
https://www.vagaro.com/solutionstherapy
