Rapid Recovery Tyler

04/03/2026

04/01/2026

I once drove through a Popeye's around 6 at night and tried to order dinner for the family, and the lady said "We're out of chicken." I asked how long it would take to cook some more and she said "No like we ain't got no chicken at all. Would you like some shrimp or sides?"

No kidding... so anyway I'm sitting in an airport lounge ordering medicines so y'all will never have to come in and hear our nurse say "We ain't got no medicine at all." 🤦🏻‍♂️

03/31/2026

Here's a woman admitting to her friend that she took a different friend to Rapid Recovery for an , and didn't admit she was getting a $15 discount on her treatment because she brought a friend.

We won't tell on you at checkout. Talk your friend into getting a treatment with you and you'll get 15 off... in secret.

03/30/2026

Apparently American Hunter and Wine Spectator aren't enough, because today I was informed our most common complaint is a lack of quality magazines... which I didn't know anybody even read anymore...

So, if you don't want People and Time, speak now or forever hold your peace.

We aim to please...

03/29/2026

For "National Mom and Pop Business Day" this pop is celebrating by driving a few hundred miles for the business.

If you too have ignored colleagues and family, given up your cozy job and steady paycheck to risk it all, work 70 hours a week, and hard at it on Sundays, I'm proud of you. Good job. Welcome Club Du***ss.

🤣

03/28/2026

If this weather change is affecting you, two reasons to not worry:

1) It's just the annual cold snap before Easter and won't last, and

2) we're taking walk-ins to help you Feel Better Faster.

03/27/2026

There used to be this great commercial where an older Indian guy was in a bar with a British explorer, somewhere like Kashmir or something, and the Indian dude didn't want to take the Brit where he wanted to go.

Indian guy says "The cliffs are impassable. There are tremendous sand storms. I WON'T DO IT!" British guy goes "But I have a Range Rover!" The Indian cat leans back and relaxes and says "Oh... I'll bring the kids."

Always made me want one and reminds me, you can always bring your kids with you to Rapid Recovery and we usually have toys or coloring books... as long as they don't run around the office or scream when the person in the next room has a migraine. 🤣

03/26/2026

Do you live to work, or do you work to live? Sometimes you just have to take some time to walk in the park, get an , or skip work to watch Opening Day.

To that end, if you have any questions for me after 3:00 today you'll have to settle for someone else or wait til tomorrow. 🤣

03/25/2026

Not that I'm trying to crash sales or work against my own company, and it's NOT going to be as effective as an , but if you've been interested in NAD+ and are either too chicken to get the IV or don't want to drop a couple hundred bucks, you can now get oral NAD at Walmart.

Might be something to consider...

03/24/2026

If you're wondering WHERE to get your , is any other company really 20/10? Come on... that's DOUBLE MAX. I mean, this person is never going anywhere else, and I swear it wasn't me...

03/23/2026

HEADS UP:

In October we will have been incorporated for 10 years, and when we hit that mark we're planning our first ever price increase.

I'm sure it won't be much, but I feel like once a decade is fair, so fair warning that you've got 7 months to wrap your head around that extra 5 bucks or so. 🤣

03/22/2026

Sometimes you learn something completely shocking. Hell I used to think the phrase was "Eat, drink, and be married." 🤷🏻‍♂️

So, it's completely understandable that you didn't know we take walk-ins from 8 to 4 on Sundays.