02/12/2026
Nothing says "romance" like the glow of emergency lights reflecting off a puddle of questionable fluids. Whether you're planning a candlelit dinner or a solo date with a box of pizza, your local first responders have a few tips to ensure your Valentine’s weekend is memorable for the right reasons.
🚒 Fire Department: "Don't Let Your Love Be an Insurance Claim" We get it, you want to set the mood. But unless your "burning passion" involves a $500 deductible, keep an eye on those candles.
The Pro-Tip: If you’re planning on scattering rose petals around open flames, just know that "romantic ambiance" looks a lot like "fuel load" to us.
The Goal: We want to see you at the grocery store, not in your front yard at 2:00 AM in your pajamas
🚑 EMS: "A Racing Heart Isn't Always Cupid's Fault"
Before you try that "romantic" Pinterest stunt involving a hammock, a balcony, and zero core strength, remember that our stretchers don't have rose-colored sheets.
The Pro-Tip: Moderate the chocolate intake and maybe skip the "Death by Chili" cook-off before your date. Indigestion and a heart attack can feel surprisingly similar; we’d rather you just took an antacid than a ride in the "expensive boo boo wagon."
The Goal: Keep your heart rate up because of your partner, not because of a caffeine-induced arrhythmia
👮 Police: "Love is Blind; The Law is Not"
We’re thrilled you found someone who makes you want to shout from the rooftops—but please don't. That’s a noise complaint.
The Pro-Tip: If your Valentine’s gift comes in a bottle, the only "designated driver" should be someone who hasn't touched the stuff—not the person who "feels totally fine."
The Goal: Let’s keep the handcuffs in the... actually, just keep them away from us. We don't want to file the paperwork.
🎧 Mercer County 911: "We’re Good Listeners, But This Is Getting Weird"
We’re the first ones you call when the "magic" goes sideways. While we love a good story, we’d prefer it if yours didn't involve a frantic explanation of how you got stuck in a decorative birdcage.
The Pro-Tip: If you’re planning a "surprise" arrival, maybe don't climb through a window at 11:00 PM. Between the silent alarms and the neighbor’s German Shepherd, your romantic gesture is going to end with a very un-romantic "Get on the ground!"
The "Mercer Special": Pocket-dialing 911 while you’re mid-serenade at a local restaurant is a bold move. We appreciate the vocal range, but we’re trying to listen for actual emergencies, not your off-key rendition of "Unchained Melody."
The Goal: We want our monitors to stay green, not filled with "Caller states partner is currently stuck in a 'romantic' bear trap." (Yes, we’ve heard it all).
🥂 The Bottom Line
We love you guys, but we’d really prefer not to spend our weekend third-wheeling your date. If you find yourself thinking, "Should I call 911 for this?"—the answer is usually "Yes, and please have your address ready because 'near the big oak tree' describes 90% of Mercer County."
Be smart, stay safe, and keep the "emergency" out of your Valentine's Day!