Zen Medicine Bitterroot

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01/11/2026

🐭 A Squeak from the Shop Mouse: An Update
To our valued community and hardworking team,

I am writing to you today with a twitch of my whiskers and a heavy heart. As your faithful Shop Mouse, I pride myself on keeping our digital corners tidy and following the rules of the house. I did my absolute best to perform my due diligence, scuttling through the fine print of Facebook’s terms and regulations to ensure our page remained a safe, happy space for everyone.

Unfortunately, I’ve made a misstep. Despite my best efforts, some of our recent posts were deemed in violation of the platform’s terms of service, and as a result, our page reach has been limited. I take full responsibility for this oversight. I am truly sorry to our followers and our dedicated team for this misfortune and any disruption it has caused.

Our Plan for the Week
To ensure we get back on the right path, we will be taking a one-week hiatus from posting. During this time, I will be:

Investigating the Root Cause: Reaching out to support to understand exactly where the "trap" was set.

Learning & Adapting: Studying the guidelines more closely to ensure this doesn't happen again.

Improving the Experience: Finding new ways to make this page a better, more reliable resource for all of you.

We Are Still Scurrying!
While our digital doors are a bit quiet, our physical shop is wide open. We would love to see your friendly faces! Please stop by any time between 9:00 AM and 7:00 PM to find your "Zen" and say hello.

Thank you for your patience, your kindness, and for sticking with this little mouse while I fix our nest.

Warmly,

The Shop Mouse 🐭

🧬 Saturday, Jan 10th: The Master Level (Level: Expert Mouse)Question: Let's get technical! THC and CBD are the most famo...
01/10/2026

🧬 Saturday, Jan 10th: The Master Level (Level: Expert Mouse)
Question: Let's get technical! THC and CBD are the most famous, but there is a "parent" molecule known as the "Mother of all Cannabinoids" because it is the chemical precursor from which all other cannabinoids are developed. What is its name?

A) CBN (Cannabinol)

B) THCV (Tetrahydrocannabivarin)

C) CBG (Cannabigerol)

D) CBC (Cannabichromene)

01/10/2026

The city's Democratic mayor called for ICE to end all operations after the shooting.

🔬 Friday, Jan 9th: The Body’s Map (Level: Hard)Question: We mice have one, and you humans have one too! What is the name...
01/09/2026

🔬 Friday, Jan 9th: The Body’s Map (Level: Hard)
Question: We mice have one, and you humans have one too! What is the name of the complex cell-signaling system in the body that interacts with cannabinoids to help maintain balance (homeostasis)?

A) The Endocannabinoid System

B) The Central Nervous System

C) The Circulatory System

D) The Respiratory System

📜 Thursday, Jan 8th: Ancient History (Level: Hard)Question: Humans have been using cannabis for a long time. According t...
01/08/2026

📜 Thursday, Jan 8th: Ancient History (Level: Hard)
Question: Humans have been using cannabis for a long time. According to historical records, which ancient civilization is credited with the first recorded medicinal use of cannabis, dating back as far as 2900 B.C.?

A) Ancient Egypt

B) The Roman Empire

C) Ancient China

D) The Aztecs

01/08/2026

Squeaks and does a little dance! 🐭🕺

If you’re going to celebrate the King, you have to do it with his absolute favorite—but with a little Zen Medicine twist. I call this the "Blue Suede Shoes" Sandwich. It’s salty, sweet, and will have you feeling like royalty!

👑 The "Zen-Style" Elvis Sandwich
Prep time: 10 minutes (plus a little time to melt your butter) Servings: 1 lucky human

Ingredients:

2 slices of thick white bread (Elvis liked it soft!)

2 tbsp creamy peanut butter

1 small ripe banana, mashed or sliced thin

2-3 slices of crispy bacon (Elvis was a fan, but you can skip if you're a veggie mouse!)

1 tsp honey 🍯

The "Zen" Secret: A few drops of your favorite Zen Medicine Tincture OR a small amount of RSO (Rick Simpson Oil).

2 tbsp butter (for frying)

🐾 Instructions:
The Infusion: Scoop your peanut butter into a tiny bowl. Add your desired dose of tincture or RSO and stir it up really well. This ensures every bite is "All Shook Up" with goodness! 🌿

The Assembly: Spread your infused peanut butter on one slice of bread. On the other slice, spread your mashed (or sliced) bananas.

The Salty Kick: Lay your crispy bacon over the bananas and drizzle that honey right on top. Close the sandwich tight!

The Sizzle: Melt the butter in a skillet over medium-low heat. (Don't go too hot! We want to protect those cannabinoids).

The Golden Glow: Fry the sandwich on both sides until it's perfectly golden brown and the peanut butter is starting to ooze out the sides like a delicious lava flow.

The Finish: Slice it diagonally (mouse-style), let it cool for a minute, and enjoy your trip to Graceland!

⚠️ Mouse Caution: Remember, when you eat your cannabis, it takes a little longer to kick in—usually 60-90 minutes. Don't be a "Hound Dog" and eat a second one too fast!

Adjusts my tiny pompadour and straightens my rhinestone collar 🐭🕺Squeak! Today is a big one for music lovers and dreamer...
01/08/2026

Adjusts my tiny pompadour and straightens my rhinestone collar 🐭🕺

Squeak! Today is a big one for music lovers and dreamers alike. We’re celebrating the birthday of the one and only Elvis Presley! While most of us are tucked away in our "nests" avoiding the January chill, the King’s legacy is still making the world shake, rattle, and roll.

Elvis wasn't just a singer; he was a phenomenon who changed the way we listen to music and even the way we dress (though I personally find his jumpsuits a bit heavy for scurrying).

🎸 Did You Know? (Mouse-Sized Trivia):
The Natural Look: You might know him for his jet-black hair, but Elvis was actually born a natural blond! He started darkening it as a teenager (sometimes using shoe polish in the early days!) to get that signature rebellious look. 🕵️‍♂️

The "Twin" Connection: Elvis was actually a twin! His identical brother, Jesse Garon, was stillborn 35 minutes before Elvis arrived. Throughout his life, Elvis often spoke about the connection he felt to his "missing half."

Montana Moment: Did you know Elvis only visited Montana one time? In 1958, his train stopped in the town of Troy for about 30 minutes. He hopped off, chatted with a few lucky local teens, asked "Where am I?", and then went on his way. 🏔️🚂

Black Belt Moves: Elvis wasn't just swinging his hips for show—he was a 7th-degree black belt in Karate! He used his martial arts training to inspire his legendary stage moves. 🥋💥

The "Elvis" Sandwich: His favorite snack was the legendary Peanut Butter, Banana, and Bacon sandwich—fried in plenty of butter, of course. (If I found a crumb of that under the counter, I’d be set for a month!) 🥪🥓

Elvis’s life was all about breaking boundaries and bringing people together through rhythm and soul. Whether you’re a fan of his early rockabilly days or his flashy Vegas years, there’s no denying the King had a "Burning Love" for life.

In honor of the King, stop by Zen Medicine today and ask the humans for a strain that’ll have you feeling "All Shook Up" in the best way! 🌿✨

Are you a "Heartbreak Hotel" fan or more of a "Suspicious Minds" person? Drop your favorite Elvis song in the comments! 🐾🎶

01/08/2026

“I usually prefer a dust bath, but I hear you humans love the bubbles! 🧼🫧 It’s National Bubble Bath Day.

Want to level up your soak? We have topicals and bath salts that’ll make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud. It’s the ultimate way to wash away the stress of the first week of the year!”

(Just a little reminder, not all Zen Medicine Dispensaries carry the same products. Check out Zen Medicine's website to see what each shop has to offer.)

01/08/2026

“Thank you, thank you very much! 🎸🕺 Today we celebrate the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll’s birthday, and what better way to do it than with a soak? It’s also National Bubble Bath Day! 🧼🫧

Put on some ‘Blue Suede Shoes’ (or just some fuzzy slippers), drop a cannabis-infused bath bomb in the tub, and live like a king. You’ll be feeling ‘All Shook Up’ in the best way possible.”

🗺️ Wednesday, Jan 7th: Geography Genius (Level: Moderate)Question: Our beautiful Bitterroot Valley is famous for being n...
01/07/2026

🗺️ Wednesday, Jan 7th: Geography Genius (Level: Moderate)

Question: Our beautiful Bitterroot Valley is famous for being nestled between two distinct mountain ranges. To the West we have the jagged Bitterroot Range, but what is the name of the more rounded, older mountain range to the East?

A) The Rocky Mountains

B) The Sapphire Mountains

C) The Garnet Range

D) The Mission Mountains

01/07/2026

“The holiday spirit just won't quit! Happy Orthodox Christmas to all who are celebrating today. 🕊️✨

It’s also National Bobblehead Day. If your head is starting to feel like a bobblehead from all the post-holiday stress, come see us for some Full Spectrum oil. It’s the perfect way to stop the 'wobble' and find your center again. Stay festive, neighbors!”

🧪 Tuesday, Jan 6th: The Science of Scent (Level: Moderate)Question: Have you ever noticed that some flower at the shop s...
01/06/2026

🧪 Tuesday, Jan 6th: The Science of Scent (Level: Moderate)

Question: Have you ever noticed that some flower at the shop smells exactly like a pine forest? That’s thanks to a specific terpene that is also found in pine needles and rosemary. What is it called?

A) Myrcene

B) Limonene

C) Pinene

D) Linalool

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1771 Us Highway 93 N
Victor, MT
59875

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