New Altitude Farms

10/28/2025

Check out our spooky new Halloween strains Funeral Cake and Funeral Inferno available in pre-rolls only. These are 80/20 90/10 sativas we think will bring some variety to an indica heavy market.



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10/27/2025

Our Goofiez strain really hit its stride with this harvest, 25% thc with an incredible 3.9% terpenes led by limonene and bisabolene. This apples and bananas and jokerz cross is not one to miss. Go check out Goofiez at your local dispensary. If they don’t have it we would be happy to get it to them.



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10/06/2025

I want to thank all the dispensaries for your recent purchase of our Golden Anniversary flower. As you know, we only did a limited number of these jars and stickers, and we have now sold ALL of those. You guys are the best.

So if you see our Golden Anniversary jar at your dispensary, you better grab one. I hope you think of Farmer Mike and me when you open your jar of Jelly Breath, his favorite flower.

Thanks also to everyone who has reached out to wish us a happy 50th anniversary. 50 YEARS. That is wild even saying that.

I will say that of all the years we have been married, the last two were the most challenging as I came out of retirement and Farmer Mike retired from farming traditional crops (50 cotton crops under his belt) to start up New Altitude Farms. I am so thankful we didn't give up on our marriage or this new venture of ours, but there were times I might have thought about killing him. I am sure the feeling was mutual.Emoji

So enjoy your Golden Anniversary jar and sticker and let's all continue to work together to make this industry better each and every day. CannaNanna

09/03/2025

Celebrate the golden wedding anniversary of Mike and Lorri with us by going out and grabbing a jar of golden label jelly breath (Poppa Mike’s favorite). Also get one of these awesome stickers with the purchase. Nothing for sale here yall.

06/18/2025

Alright, fresh from the berry patch we are now shipping Strawberry Skrilla and Blueberry Headband. For the pre 90’s crowd this is a pre 1983 blueberry strain that will take you back.

Also hitting the shelves is Goofiez. An indica dominant hybrid that is very aptly named. The good vibes, laugh off the day type of strain.

If you can’t find it in your favorite dispensary please reach out and we will be happy to contact your dispensary about getting some or let you know where it is available.

05/23/2025

Strawberry Skrilla (turns out “skrilla” is a slang term for money, what a time to be alive) is trimmed and being packaged and will be hitting the shelves soon. New Altitude’s first new strain to market in quite a long while, we are excited about this one and we believe you will be too.


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04/23/2025

Big Z ready to ship to your favorite dispensary. 30% thc 3+ terps. This one smells like candy and gas. A number of patients find it is extremely helpful for severe pain.



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04/23/2025