11/17/2025
Was asked to post here. I'm just beside myself on this...
Why does everyone want this recipe from me..... every freakin' year??!!
Once again Iโve had requests for my Whiskey Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)
1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, walnuts, 1 750mL bottle Whiskey, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Whiskey to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality then repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Whiskey is still okay. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Whiskey to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Whiskey. Now s**t shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Whiskey and wipe the counter with the cat.
Cheers, and enjoy the upcoming holiday season!
Stay healthy y'all ๐ฅ๐ฅด and remember alcohol is not always the answer, but it is a solution!
NOTE: This is for entertainment purposes only. It's been a rough couple of weeks, and really just needed a good laugh. Hoping you got one too! ๐๐ฅฐ๐