The Divine Pineapple: Therapeutic and Wellness Center

11/18/2025

11/16/2025

✨ NOVEMBER PRE-HOLIDAY WELLNESS BUNDLES ✨
These are not one-time sessions…
These are months of care, stress relief, and nervous system support — all at the lowest prices I’ve offered this year.

When you buy a bundle, you’re purchasing a bank of hours you can use however you want:

➡️ Example:
A 5-hour bundle can become:
• 5 separate 60-minute sessions
• 3 ninety-minute + a 30-minute
• 2 deep-dive 2-hour sessions + a 60-minute
…or ANY combo that fits your schedule and your body’s needs.

You get the hours. You spread them out. You save big.

Just scan the QR code on the graphic to purchase.
No promo code. No hoops. Just instant savings.

🟫 5-Hour Integrated Massage Bundler

Already discounted: $95 savings

Extra November discount
👉 Total savings: $155

Perfect for clients dealing with:
✓ chronic tension
✓ high stress
✓ neck/back pain
✓ tight hips/shoulders
✓ monthly body maintenance

This is the best way to get consistent relief without paying full price per visit.

🟪 Craniosacral Bundler (5 Hours)

Already discounted: $55 savings

Extra November discount
👉 Total savings: $115

Ideal for clients who need:
✓ nervous system calming
✓ trauma release
✓ migraine or TMJ relief
✓ emotional reset
✓ sensory regulation
✓ deep relaxation

Perfect for anyone who “carries stress in silence.”

🟨 “I Want It All” Bundler (6 Hours Total)

(3 hours Craniosacral + 3 hours Integrated Massage)
Already discounted: $70 savings

Extra November discount
👉 Total savings: $130

For the person who wants BOTH:
✓ deep nervous system work
✓ and targeted muscle relief

The most complete body + mind reset.

🎁 These make incredible holiday gifts:
• Give someone MONTHS of care
• Not a one-off massage
• Massive savings
• Flexible scheduling
• Perfect for teachers, caregivers, first responders, exhausted parents, stressed students, or anyone trying to feel human again

📅 Available until December 1st
Just scan the QR code to purchase and lock in your savings.

Give your body (or someone you love) the gift of consistency, relief, and real healing this season. 💛

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11/13/2025

I 🫶 SER! Here is a great article to understand this healing process better.

Therapy can take many forms, and sometimes, it has nothing to do with clinical counseling. An example is Somato Emotional Release, also known as SER.

11/13/2025

✨ Now Enrolling — January 2026 Cohort ✨
🌿 The Divine Pineapple Massage Apprenticeship Program 🌿

Become a Licensed Massage Therapist in just 12 months through a state-approved apprenticeship program that blends science, intuition, and hands-on skill.

At The Divine Pineapple, you’ll learn:
💆‍♀️ Massage theory, anatomy & physiology
🧠 Nervous system regulation & craniosacral therapy
🔥 Cupping, Reiki, and integrative bodywork techniques
📚 MBLEx prep, business skills, and professional mentorship

This program was created straight from the heart — a space for growth, connection, and learning the true art of healing.

🌟 Next Cohort Begins January 2026
Enrollment is limited to keep class sizes small and personalized.

📩 Message to inquire and request your Enrollment Packet
Let’s build the next generation of compassionate, skilled healers together. 💛

✨ “Where knowledge meets intuition and healing becomes a craft.”

11/12/2025

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✨ Hello Gorgeous! ✨
The holidays are coming — and so are the savings! 🎁
💝 November Pre-Holiday Offers 💝
Get $60 OFF all bundles by scanning the QR code by Dec 2nd!
These bundles are already heavily discounted — so this extra deal is the cherry on top 🍒
💫 Also this month: Enjoy a free foot scrub with any single service booked in November! 🦶✨
Available bundles include:
🌿 Craniosacral Bundle
🌸 Integrated Massage Bundle
Take care of your body and your stocking stuffers early — you deserve it 💋

11/02/2025

What specials would y'all like for November?
The foot scrub has been pretty popular I can continue that or I could do free sauna with a body service ORRRR I'm open to suggestions 😁 I'm here for all of you!

10/31/2025

Happy Samhain Pineapple peeps! 👻💀☠️👹👺🎃

Even skeletons love to move — because motion is life! 💀✨
Discover how CranioSacral Therapy helps restore balance and vitality from the inside out.
🎃 Learn more: https://www.upledger.com/courses/discover

10/25/2025

Check out this local event!

10/16/2025

🌸 New October Openings at The Divine Pineapple! 🌸

If you’ve been waiting for a chance to unwind, reset, or squeeze in that quick session before the month’s over — here’s your sign! ✨

🗓️ Available 6PM Appointments:

Monday 20th & 27th

Wednesday 22nd & 29th

Thursday 23rd & 30th

💆‍♀️ These spots are for any service 1 hour or less — perfect for a focused massage, craniosacral tune-up, or a blissful chakra balancing session.

📩 DM me to claim your spot before they’re gone — these times go fast and are available by message only!

10/14/2025

✨ Your new career starts with your hands.
If you’ve ever felt called to help others heal, grow, and feel better in their own skin — this is your sign.

The Divine Pineapple Massage Mentorship Program isn’t just another class. It’s a full journey into the art, science, and soul of massage therapy — guided step by step by a mentor who’s been in the field for over a decade.

You’ll gain confidence, skill, and clarity on how to build a career that actually lights you up — not just pays the bills. Whether your dream is to open your own practice, travel with your craft, or simply create a life centered on healing… this is where it begins.

💛 Spaces are limited. Message me on Facebook or text 573-586-8324 for full details and to see if this mentorship is the right fit for you.

10/06/2025

🌿Pain Relief Through CranioSacral Therapy (CST) 🌿

This article highlights how CST can effectively address issues such as chronic pain, migraines, fibromyalgia, TMJ disorders, and stress-related conditions. Through light touch, CST helps release deep-seated tensions, promote relaxation, and optimize nervous system function, resulting in significant pain relief.

📖 Read more about the healing benefits of CST in the full article: https://bit.ly/3XqO3Gp or Upledger.com Searchable Article Database

👐 Curious to try it?�🔍 Find a certified CranioSacral Therapist near you: visit https://www.iahp.com/pages/search/index.php