01/31/2026
10 Naughty NICU Baby Behaviors
1. Pulling out my feeding tube. Repeatedly. Immediately after it’s taped perfectly.
2. Grabbing monitor wires with shocking precision for someone who “isn’t coordinated yet.”
3. Waiting until the nurse walks away to desat…then popping right back up the second they return.
4. Demonstrating advanced knowledge of IV pump sensitivity by holding my arm just so until it loses its mind.
5. Spitting out my pacifier with precision, then crying because it’s gone.
6. Pushing my leg out of the swaddle one tiny toe at a time, like a mini escape artist.
7. Acting offended by temperature checks, but unbothered by everything else.
8. A full-blown diaper explosion after my diaper is changed, lined up, and the tabs are sealed with confidence.
9. Spitting up right after my linens were changed. Bonus points if it’s on a clean outfit.
10. Having an absolutely great day…right up until someone says it out loud.
We aren’t “really” naughty though!
We’re just tiny humans with big personalities, learning how our bodies work and reminding everyone we’re stronger than we look. 🧡
What would you add to this list?
