Simply Kneaded Massage Studio

04/22/2026

It's not too late to get your raffle tickets! Message me, Dana Hamby, Daniel Hamby or Hambys Home Services to get your tickets!

Well folks, baseball season is about to fire up and the Tri-Towns Little League is raising a little gas money… literally. ⚾⛽

They’re raffling off TWO $250 Sheetz gift cards and tickets are only $5.

Now listen… $5 won’t even buy a fancy coffee anymore, but it might buy you $250 worth of Sheetz runs.

More importantly, every ticket helps keep the fields ready, the kids playing, and the whole league going strong this season.

If you’d like a ticket (or ten… I won’t judge), let me know and I’ll get you one.

Come on now… support the kids and maybe win yourself enough Sheetz to survive baseball season. 😏

03/25/2026

🚧 Well now… looks like everybody’s patience is about to get tested 🚧

Y’all might wanna sit a minute and hear this, especially depending on which way you’re coming 👇

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👉 Coming from McCoole / Keyser:
135 by the BP in Westernport heading east is gonna be SHUT DOWN March 31 – April 5
Then it’ll reopen as a one-lane situation with a light all summer

So the main road’s out…
and that back road?
Yeah… it’s about to be packed tighter than a Sunday potluck 😅

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👉 Coming from Garrett County / Deep Creek / Luke side:
Now y’all… I’m not gonna sugarcoat it

That stretch is affected too and there’s no easy way around it
So you’ll be sitting a while or having a real heart-to-heart with your GPS

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What this means for your appointments:

• Leave early… then leave a little earlier than that
• Expect traffic no matter which direction you’re coming
• If you get stuck, just shoot me a message so I know you’re on your way

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I ain’t going anywhere — just don’t come flying in like you’re trying to qualify for NASCAR 😏

We’ll all get through it… just not in a hurry 😉

03/23/2026

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03/17/2026

Well folks, baseball season is about to fire up and the Tri-Towns Little League is raising a little gas money… literally. ⚾⛽

They’re raffling off TWO $250 Sheetz gift cards and tickets are only $5.

Now listen… $5 won’t even buy a fancy coffee anymore, but it might buy you $250 worth of Sheetz runs.

More importantly, every ticket helps keep the fields ready, the kids playing, and the whole league going strong this season.

If you’d like a ticket (or ten… I won’t judge), let me know and I’ll get you one.

Come on now… support the kids and maybe win yourself enough Sheetz to survive baseball season. 😏

03/16/2026

Sounds delicious!

03/16/2026

You just have to book your appointment online at massagebook.com/simplykneadedmassagestudios

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03/08/2026

Well it looks like I may have gotten a little carried away starting seeds again this year 😅

I’ve got seedlings coming along of:
• Cherry tomatoes
• Roma tomatoes
• Beefsteak tomatoes
• Bush beans
• Pie pumpkins
• Jack-o-lantern pumpkins
• Broccoli
• Brussels sprouts
• Watermelon
• Cucumber
• Cantaloupe
• Bell peppers

When they’re ready they’ll be $1 each. If you’re interested, just send me a message with what you’d like and how many and I’ll set them aside for you.

I’d rather see them go to good homes than turn this place into a full-blown plant nursery. 🌱😅

03/05/2026

Alright y’all, I’ve got some good news 💛

If everything keeps going the way it should, I’m planning to reopen March 20th!

My shoulder is healing and I’m slowly getting back to normal. When I first come back I’ll be easing into things and keeping my schedule a little lighter while I build my strength back up — which means appointments will be a bit limited at first.

The goal is to get back to doing what I love without rushing it and ending up right back where I started.

I’ve missed my clients and I am more than ready to get back in the massage room. If you’ve been waiting to book, go ahead and message me and we’ll get you on the schedule once I reopen.

Thank y’all again for all the patience, prayers, and check-ins while I’ve been healing. I appreciate my people more than you know and I can’t wait to get my hands back to work 🤎

03/05/2026

02/26/2026

Alright y’all, shoulder update time 💛

I finally had the MRI and the good news is nothing is torn and I don’t need surgery (thank the good Lord). The bad news is my shoulder is madder than a wet hen and the doctor says I’ve got to behave long enough for it to calm down and heal right.

Apparently “just one more client” is not an approved treatment plan.

I’m resting it and continuing rehab so when I come back I can actually work and not give everybody a one-armed discount massage. I miss my people, I miss my table, and I am more than ready to get back to it — I just have to let it heal proper so I don’t end up gone for months.

This is temporary and I will be back as soon as I’m cleared. You’re welcome to message me and I’ll be scheduling ahead so you can grab a spot when I reopen. Gift certificates are available too if you want to claim future relaxation now.

Thank you all for the prayers, the check-ins, and for fussing at me to take care of myself. I appreciate every one of you and I can’t wait to get my hands back to work real soon 🤎