Simply Kneaded Massage Studio

Simply Kneaded Massage Studio My name is Dana and I am a massage therapist in Westernport MD. My goal is to provide stress relief, relaxation and provide self care!

Right to jail! 🤣🤣🤣
12/28/2025

Right to jail! 🤣🤣🤣

Pay-What-You-Can Massage • Jan 8–10 Alright y’all, pull up a chair on the porch for a minute. After the holidays, most o...
12/28/2025

Pay-What-You-Can Massage • Jan 8–10

Alright y’all, pull up a chair on the porch for a minute. After the holidays, most of us are running on fumes, stiff as a fence post, and our wallets ain’t exactly singing either.

So from January 8–10, I’m opening up some 60-minute massage spots for whatever you can honestly spare. No judgment, no fuss—just neighbor helping neighbor and a warm table waiting on you.

If your back’s barking louder than the neighbor’s hound, send me a message and I’ll get you fixed up. Spots will go quick!

12/26/2025

I'd like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas filled with wonderful memories! I hope your day was truly unforgettable!

Hey y'all Drew is playing for Tri-Towns, and his team is selling raffle tickets — which means I am once again the design...
12/21/2025

Hey y'all Drew is playing for Tri-Towns, and his team is selling raffle tickets — which means I am once again the designated fundraising committee 😂🏀
Help the team out (and help me not have to buy all these tickets myself).

Message me if you want one!

12/18/2025

Last minute gift certificates still available! Call/text 240-522-3748

🎄 Front Porch Christmas Giveaway 🎄Well hey there, friends. This season always reminds me how blessed we truly are — and ...
12/17/2025

🎄 Front Porch Christmas Giveaway 🎄

Well hey there, friends. This season always reminds me how blessed we truly are — and how much good can come from open hands, grateful hearts, and neighbors lookin’ out for one another. The Good Lord’s been kind, and the best way to honor that is by givin’ a little back.

So I’m puttin’ together ONE homegrown Christmas bundle, just to spread some joy:

• A 90-minute massage from myself- cause we all carry too much
• $25 to Sam’s Sweets in Westernport, for when your sweet tooth needs answerin’
• $30 to Breakfast at Becky’s, where the coffee’s hot, the company’s good, and the food is great

👉 To get your name in the hat:
Just comment on this original post. Simple as that.

📣 Winner will be drawn Monday, December 22nd

I’m thankful for this little town, for each of you, and for a season that reminds us God shows up in the small things — a kind word, a warm meal, a moment to breathe. From my porch to yours, may your Christmas be peaceful and blessed 🎄🤍

I found this hysterical. I hope you all enjoy it too! And no I'm not trying to kill any of you 😉😉
12/17/2025

I found this hysterical. I hope you all enjoy it too! And no I'm not trying to kill any of you 😉😉

Have you all checked out Breakfast at Beckys yet??? I got the special today and it was amazing, as always! Thanks for lu...
12/17/2025

Have you all checked out Breakfast at Beckys yet??? I got the special today and it was amazing, as always! Thanks for lunch Becky!

12/14/2025

It’s come to my attention that there’s a momma right here in our town who’s having a hard season. With Christmas drawing near, she’s worried she won’t be able to put much under the tree for her two kids — a 4th-grade boy and a 6th-grade girl. And that just doesn’t sit right with my heart.

Around here, we believe the Lord puts things on our hearts for a reason, and I truly believe every child deserves a little Christmas joy. So if you feel led, I’m setting a donation box out on my porch for anyone who wants to help. A toy, a stocking stuffer, or even something small — every bit is a blessing.

There will also be a red Santa box if you’d rather drop in a dollar or two. And for those who can’t stop by, I do have PayPal, Venmo, and Cash App available.

Thank you for being the kind of community that answers the call and looks out for one another. I’m so grateful for y’all.
Merry Christmas, and God bless.

Today’s mail brought something extraordinary — Simply Kneaded Massage Studio was recognized as the #3 Massage Therapist...
12/12/2025

Today’s mail brought something extraordinary — Simply Kneaded Massage Studio was recognized as the #3 Massage Therapist in Allegany County for 2025 based on YOUR reviews.
I am genuinely honored and so, so grateful. 💛

Your support, your trust, and your feedback are the reason I get to do what I love every day.
Wishing you all a Christmas that’s merry, bright, and full of peace.

✨ Reminder: I still have a few limited openings left for my Pay-What-You-Can special.
If you’ve had a great experience, keep sharing and leaving reviews — they mean everything!

🎅❄️Looks like Santa's not the only one spreading cheer - snag 25% off massage gift certificates and give your loved ones...
11/29/2025

🎅❄️Looks like Santa's not the only one spreading cheer - snag 25% off massage gift certificates and give your loved ones the gift of calm. Call/text 240-522-3748 ormessage me to grab yours today!

11/27/2025

I hope everyone has a safe and Happy Thanksgiving

Address

22303 Ripken Lane Sw
Westernport, MD
21562

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 8pm
Tuesday 10am - 8pm
Wednesday 10am - 5pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 10am - 8pm
Saturday 10am - 8pm

Telephone

+12405318992

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