Punchy Pony Therapeutics

11/26/2025

🦃🍁 HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM PAULA GLENN, LMT AT PUNCHY PONY THERAPEUTICS!!! 🦄💆‍♀️❤️

This year I’m so, so thankful for:
✨ Every single one of you amazing humans who trust me with your bodies 🫶
✨ That magical moment when a knot finally melts and you go 😮‍💨✨
✨ Getting to do what I love every day 🙌💕
✨ My family, my health, and yes… mashed potatoes with extra gravy 🥔🧈😍

Thank you for letting me be part of your wellness journey—you make my heart so full! 🥹🧡

Enjoy the turkey 🦃, the pie 🥧, the naps 😴, and the stretchy pants 🩳 today! When you’re ready to feel like a brand-new human again, my table is ready for you 🌿🫶

Sending the biggest, warmest, squishiest hugs ever!! 🤗🦃🍂

Love you all,
Paula 🧡✨

Now booking December—DM me or click the link in bio! 📅💫

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11/21/2025

🦃🍁 DON’T GET STUCK DOING THE DISHES — SCHEDULE A RELAXING MASSAGE INSTEAD! 🍁🦃

Hey beautiful humans! Paula Glenn, LMT here 💆‍♀️✨ and I actually have some RARE spots open the week of Thanksgiving! 🙌🔥

Need to de-stress BEFORE the family chaos hits? 😅

Need to recover AFTER all the turkey & pie? 🥧😴
Or just sneak in some glorious self-care while everyone else is napping (or cleaning up)? 🤫💆‍♂️

NOW is your moment!! 🐴❤️
60 & 90-minute sessions available Monday–Saturday
Deep tissue • Swedish • Hot stone • Cupping • Your perfect combo 🪄

These holiday spots are going FAST ⏳⚡
📲 Book online 24/7 →
https://www.massagebook.com/biz/punchy-pony-therapuetics-
OR call/text me → 281-961-3633 📱

Gift certificates ready to make someone’s holiday magical 🎁✨

Grateful for every single one of you — let’s get you feeling AMAZING this Thanksgiving! 🧡

~ Paula 🐴💫













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11/18/2025

🦃 Thanksgiving is creeping up FAST… and my schedule is almost booked solid! 🦃

Only a handful of massage spots left THIS WEEK and NEXT WEEK before I shut down for the holiday. If holiday prep has your back plotting mutiny, your neck screaming, or your shoulders carrying the weight of the entire feast — let’s get you fixed BEFORE you’re hosting (or traveling) with knots the size of pumpkins.
These are the LAST appointments before Thanksgiving break — once they’re gone, that’s it until after the turkey coma!

📍 Punchy Pony Therapeutics LLC
💆‍♀️ 60 | 90 | 120-minute sessions still open

📅 Book online → https://www.massagebook.com/biz/punchy-pony-therapuetics-
📞 Or call/text 281-961-3633
🎁 Gift certificates available (perfect stocking stuffers!)

Don’t wait — these spots are galloping away! 🐴❤️

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11/17/2025

🎄🎅✨🎁 The Gift Everyone’s Secretly Praying
For This Year! 🎁✨🎅🎄

Punchy Pony Therapeutics Gift Certificate with Paula Glenn, LMT

The one present that NEVER gets re-gifted 😏🎄❄️

🎀 Valid for ONE FULL YEAR from purchase
🎀 In-office in Whitesboro OR Sherman
🎀 OR mobile massage within 30 miles of Whitesboro 🏡🚗

🎁🎉 YOUR NAUGHTY-LITTLE CHRISTMAS REWARD 🎉🎁
Buy any gift certificate right now and YOU get 25% OFF your own massage!
(Your discounted session must be scheduled in December 2025 or January 2026 — perfect for surviving the post-holiday chaos! 🎄🍾)

Grab yours in seconds:
🛒 Instant online → https://www.massagebook.com/biz/punchy-pony-therapuetics-
📲 Call/text me → 281-961-3633

DM with questions! 🎀

Who’s getting spoiled first… and when are you sneaking in YOUR discounted session? Drop a 🎄🎁 or 🔔 below!

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