StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic

StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic Massage 100% YES
Energy Work 100%YES
Stretching 100% Duh
Full Body Work 1000% YES
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03/08/2026

Quote from Dr. James-
“The benefit lies in the crisp edge of tolerance & submission”.

What I always say is that the therapy happens around the 6-8 range. It’s nice to have the validation of YEARS of table work.

It’s nice when my clients boast weeks to months of symptom free living. It’s nice when they have flare-ups that they come back to the table.

It’s nice to actually KNOW beyond my own knowing that we’ve been doing it right at StretchShops.

Love y’all. Stay tuned in for more updates!

Ernie TMM

03/05/2026

Rules while I’m in Florida.

#1 Respect my table and staff just as if I were there.
#2 All scheduling goes thru StretchShops.com no exceptions.
#3 If you have any issues while I am away call or text me directly! (316) 312-6776.
I will get ahold of you between classes and breaks whatever that’s going to look like. Be patient.

Cadence is a rookie massage therapist. Some would say trained by the best. I would agree.
However, there are things he’s not yet equipped for in running the table. What those things are, no one knows until they happen lol so give us a little grace we’ve prepared as best we could to ensure that your StretchShops experience is as flawless and seamless in my absence as possible.

The goal has always been for Cadence to give a massage that meets the highest of standards. He has my approval and my confidence just as he should have yours.

I look forward to daily reports of 5 star massages through my custom built Session Scorecard systems that fully dials in on your massage experience.

You all are in the best of hands.
Cadence is up to the task.

Looking forward to seeing all your shining faces when I return back to the table.

Yours truly
Ernie Tmm

(316) 312-6776
Stretchshopsict@gmail.com
www.StretchShops.com

03/02/2026

If you apply to StretchShops, do NOT pad your resume with buzz words!

It would be better to say you do not know something than to say you do know it and can’t do it.

If you say you do , I will request you give me a sports massage. If you say you do assisted stretching, this is StretchShops, I will want to know if you can before I tell my clients you can.

If you want to be an accountant, you should know basic math. Same principle 🤷🏼‍♂️

An empty seat is better than one filled with the wrong fit.

So like I said, it is better to NOT know than to pretend to know.

We will mentor, we will teach, but we will not hire people that deceive us, our clients, or themselves.

03/01/2026

My names is Ernie.
I am The Muscle Mechanic.
I work 7 days a week.
9 am till 7 pm

There’s no way you can’t get on my table.

yoga
&

And a lot more.
Check out the website for openings.
StretchShops.com

03/01/2026

What an awesome day out at ICT Powerhouse check out the story line for some bad ass action!

A big StretchShops shoutout to Brenda & Ryan for having us out today!

We had an incredible time!!!
Great food, people, massage and atmosphere!

Y’all treat your members correct and we were proud to be part of your member appreciation.

Anyone wants to book a massage 👇
www.StretchShops.com

02/27/2026

What is Legacy League? Check this out, it just may be the strongest massage/ movement ever assembled and it’s HERE. In the ICT.

It began in , Ks and
It will spread as far as WE can take it!

It’s not hype, it’s a movement to show everyone just how powerful “Deep Thai” really is. Which is why I tackled Strongman to launch my brand. I go big. I prove points.

We get s**t done.
On the table.
At the desk.
In the gym.
Man women & even children.

And we do it with the power of Deep Thai Yoga (created by Ernie The Muscle Mechanic of StretchShops) to make sure we get home safe and do “home stuff” with joy, not pain.

Why is that important? Because the world needs more joy and less pain. That’s why. Couldn’t be anymore simple than that.

Get “IT” done.
Recover.
Repeat.

From work to working out. It’s your legacy. Protect it. Take care of your body with REAL .

Found at
Creator of & LegacyLeague

02/26/2026

Could it be the best this side of the Mississippi? It’s very possible.

Watch for yourself as a very awesome client Brooklyn Miller Peterson helps me, help you FIND StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic!



Big thanks toCrystal Doyon, Jess Thornton, Justin Noel Hall, Derek Askren, Dustin Moxterfor all your support! Congrats f...
02/25/2026

Big thanks to

Crystal Doyon, Jess Thornton, Justin Noel Hall, Derek Askren, Dustin Moxter

for all your support! Congrats for being top fans on a streak 🔥!

02/22/2026

Day number 2 in Ashland Ks!

Went to St. Jacob’s well. Grounded. Gave thanks. And also shared time and space with my spirit animal, the magnificent bison.

Looking forward to Day 2!

Back to business Tuesday. Make your appointments for Tuesday and after. Immediate openings for both cadence and I!

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