StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic

04/04/2026

Today’s the day, everyone. Let’s get to work.

We’re kicking things off with a light to get the body moving…
then rolling straight into next-level .

Lineup:

🔥 Max of True Form Training - getting you warm, mobile, and breathing right
💪 Ernie The Muscle Mechanic of StretchShops - breaking down tension and unlocking movement
✨ Crystal of Pure Energy Reiki - bringing it home with recovery, reset, and energy balance

What happens when you combine:

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👉 You get a better understanding of how to take care of YOU.

Not just a workout.
Not just a massage.

This is maintenance. This is education. This is the standard.

Let’s move. 💥

03/29/2026

4/4
• StretchShops by The Muscle Mechanic
• True Form Training
• Pure Energy Reiki by Crystal

Light workouts & Bodywork you can do anywhere. Our goal is to educate & train you to be self-reliant not co-dependent.

Let’s get to work!

03/26/2026

Can’t tell you how nice it is to be back in the office!
If you haven’t heard yet! It’s time to schedule your next Bodywork session!

We learned a lot in Florida relearning Thai Yoga. Looking forward to introducing new techniques and perfecting the old ones you know and love.

StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic
The home of a fusion of
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Get a 30 | 60 | 90 min session
Fill out our custom ScoreCard
& we’ll dial into YOU!

Customize everything from your
• Pressure • Focus Area
• Music Choice • Tools

The bar has been raised.
Meet you there.

Ernie Tmm 🦾🫡

03/23/2026

Alright everyone, tomorrow I’m officially back on the table and ready for BodyWork!

Notice:
StretchShops will be closed Wednesday the 25th for in-house operations day. Field work actually. Let us know if your want us to come say hi to your boss! We’ll have the table and chairs in the trunk 😉

Other than that we have a.m. and p.m. spots open everyday!

Need to schedule for tomorrow?
The website won’t let you schedule within 24 hrs, so text me directly.
Ernie TMM (316) 350-6621

All other schedule needs, refer to the website
www.StretchShops.com

03/20/2026

03/19/2026

What did I learn? What’s next? How do I book?!
I’m committed to bringing you all the best of the best! You deserve to get off the table and not feel like you didn’t get any value for your massage. As long as I live that will never happen on my table or anyone who’s studied under me. we are the standard. We add value, not just service!

03/17/2026

Back to work on March 23rd!
I’ve read all your messages about your need to get back on the table. No! Am not booked up.
I have openings everyday!
I’ll be working over time to get caught back up on bills and you get my next round of school going!

$25 off every 90 Min Massage ($150 total)
$10 off every 60 Min Massage ($115 total)

Schedule now while spots are available.
You can schedule here or
I’ll drop the website in the comments!

My name is Ernie.
I am The Muscle Mechanic
I work 7 days a week.
9 am till 7 pm

03/15/2026

SomaVeda Traditional Thai Yoga Massage
Now bringing SomaVeda Traditional Thai Yoga to our community.

This is original body medicine A powerful system rooted in ancient healing traditions and techniques still depicted in carved stone temples.

If you like:
• Lymphatic or Energy Work – this method moves fluid and energy beautifully
• Deep stretching – the origin of many systems we desperately need back.
• Fully clothed bodywork – no oils, no un******ng

Sessions are performed fully dressed, so please wear loose-fitting clothing.
(No yoga pants or restrictive clothing.)

Be among the first in Wichita to experience this rare modality brought to you by Ernie “The Muscle Mechanic.”

For a limited time:
The first 30 people to book will receive a StretchShops Full Access Card (free with your session)
Unlocking special perks, priority access, and exclusive StretchShops offerings only available to you!

Book now and experience the original.

(I told you I was bringing back something special 😉)

03/08/2026

Quote from Dr. James-
“The benefit lies in the crisp edge of tolerance & submission”.

What I always say is that the therapy happens around the 6-8 range. It’s nice to have the validation of YEARS of table work.

It’s nice when my clients boast weeks to months of symptom free living. It’s nice when they have flare-ups that they come back to the table.

It’s nice to actually KNOW beyond my own knowing that we’ve been doing it right at StretchShops.

Love y’all. Stay tuned in for more updates!

Ernie TMM