Smartypants Medicine

11/20/2025

Coverage doesn’t mean care.

We’re taught to believe that having insurance = being taken care of… but after high premiums, copays and deductibles, there’s still no guarantee your services will be covered - or that the care you get will be timely, personal, or high-quality.

While it’s a good idea to have some level of health insurance as a safety net for catastrophic events, it doesn’t guarantee you’ll get health CARE.

Direct Primary Care changes the equation and sets things in your favor.

No surprise bills.
No barriers between you and your provider.
Just real, high quality, accessible care - the way medical care should be.

DPC is a real solution.

Your health deserves more than “possible coverage.” You deserve care.

At Smartypants Medicine we specialize in providing personalized care, predictable pricing, and peace of mind.

Get started today at smartypantsmedicine.com

11/19/2025

If you have a medical issue or question, how long does it take you to get a hold of your P*P and get a response?

The Primary care provider shortage is a big problem across our nation. Because of this, doctors, PAs and NPs have very large patient panels and limited time per patient. This has been going on for well over 10 years without a solution insight...

Today I received 5 emails and 3 texts by patients before 9AM and by noon I had personally responded to all of them.

With DPC, we are not a part of the traditional medical model dictated by insurance companies. We have smaller patient panels which means more time to spend on what matters: personalized high-quality care!

10/29/2025

🎀 Breast Cancer Awareness Fact Check:
Worried about radiation from a mammogram? Let’s clear that up.

The average mammogram gives you about the same amount of radiation you naturally get from simply living on Earth for 3 months - yes, really! 🌏

That tiny dose is a small trade-off for the powerful early detection that can literally save lives.
Smart move? Absolutely.

Stay smart. Stay well.

10/18/2025

Skin cancer or benign nevus?! Patient case…

52yo female in for Annual Preventative Exam. This skin lesion was identified on her back. No symptoms. Unknown how long it had been there. No personal history of skin cancer. Fair skinned. Blue eyes. Significant history of sun exposure as a youth.☀️

Excisional biopsy performed to include the whole lesion and margins. Pathology showed precancerous lesion - this odd looking lesion was on its way to becoming a melanoma! 😱

So Much Winning!

✅ Peace of mind for the patient.
✅ Zero cost to the patient.
✅ Done same day it was discovered.
✅ No delays waiting for specialist appointment.
✅ No added specialist copay or repeat procedural cost.
✅ Malignant skin cancer prevented.

📣Preventative care matters.📣

If you want proactive common sense medical care for a price you can afford, check us out at smartypantsmedicine.com 👈

*Shared with patient permission.*

10/17/2025

If you think healthcare needs a reset, listen in! We’re doing it!

Enjoyed some time with Matt Kilmer - Realtor sharing about our solution for an affordable, convenient healthcare option for our community.

If you’re looking for awesome healthcare at a price you can afford, head over to smartypantsmedicine.com and join today.

10/09/2025

Congrats to Wi******er Metals, Inc. for this milestone achievement of 50 years in business!

We appreciate our ongoing partnership with this locally owned business pillar in our community.

Not only do they provide top quality steel work and products, but they are forward thinking in their benefits and prioritize the health and wellness of their employees.

We are happy to serve their employees in helping them to achieve their health goals.

10/09/2025

Smart people don’t pay extra for great care. 😉

Congrats to our PA, Colleen, on her new Weight Loss Medicine Certification — now part of your Smartypants membership (no added fee).

Ready to make your health goals happen?!

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08/19/2025

Sneak peak! Thanks to Matt Kilmer - Realtor for having us! The podcast will be coming soon with details about our disruptive model of primary care - we talk about how you can save money on your health care while getting concierge style care.

Individuals, small business owners, self insured companies, nonprofits- we’ve got a solution for lower cost healthcare! Listen in on how you can benefit.

🎙️ 💊 Sat down with Kelly Botta the owner of Smartypants Medicine today to learn all about what her business is! Smartypants Medicine

You won’t want to miss this episode!



Matt Kilmer -Realtor®/Salesperson
Samson Properties
Licensed in VA & WV
📱 540-931-6089
VA Broker - Katie Jordan
2 N Kent Street
Wi******er, VA 22601
540-348-4911
WV Broker - Nancy Williams
1355 Edwin Miller Blvd Ste A
Martinsburg, WV 25404
Equal Housing Opportunity

08/16/2025

We’re feeling fired up over the fact that even in our direct primary care practice that *doesn’t* take payment from insurance companies, they are still finding ways to deny our patients medical care that is appropriate and based on current recommended guidelines!

(We do a low cost membership for all your primary care, like Netflix but for healthcare. And yes, it’s similarly life changing and once you try it you won’t go back!)

Insurance companies don’t have a medical license and shouldn’t be giving the yes/no’s to patients medical care. We gave up years of our lives and money to earn that sacred privileged. They shouldn’t determine your care from a room, states away, having never even met you. Full stop.

Good news! We don’t work for them and we aren’t paid by them. We will advocate for you to get the care you need. We’re incentivized to do so and it matters in a big way for your health.

If you’re not in a DPC practice, what are you waiting for?

Have questions? Learn more at smartypantsmedicine.com

08/12/2025

You don’t need a primary care provider… until you do. And then you need one right now!

Be proactive and get in with our team. We guarantee same day or next day sick visits - so you have peace of mind knowing you’ll have help when you need it!

08/06/2025

A question I’d never been asked before…listen in to learn what it was!

📣Would you help us and be a community connector? Just send this video to a small business owner or leader of a nonprofit to let them know we exist ok? We love you for that!

Here’s the truth - so many leaders want to provide healthcare for their employees and are simply unable to due to skyrocketing costs of health insurance. It’s not right and we’re offering a different way forward. A sustainable solution.

Small business owner and nonprofit leader, you can afford to take care of your employees health. We can show you the way. We’ve done it for others, and we can do it for you too.

Send us a message to connect.