Smartypants Medicine

Smartypants Medicine We deliver personalized, convenient, affordable primary care to Winchester, VA and beyond. Monthly memberships for 18+ starting at $75/mo.

As a direct primary care practice, we simply get to spend more time with you. As a Direct Primary Care practice, we simply get to spend more time with you.

We provide acute sick care, annual comprehensive physicals, and answer your medical questions without the bogged down complexities of a traditional medical practice. You deserve healthcare that is un-rushed, convenient, personalized, and affordable.

90 MINUTE COUNT DOWN.🎬Beyond the Exam Room EVENT 3➡️ Topic: “You’re NOT Crazy.” - Perimenopause & Menopause 101. Our spe...
04/28/2026

90 MINUTE COUNT DOWN.

🎬Beyond the Exam Room EVENT 3

➡️ Topic: “You’re NOT Crazy.” - Perimenopause & Menopause 101. Our speaker Sullivan Doumont is a Women’s Health Specialist.

Join us to get the facts, not the social media spin.

We’re gonna have a packed house tonight! We can’t wait or see you in person and online.

Didn’t register? Out of town? Join the livestream here: https://www.youtube.com/live/YW_FlaZgGTM

Together we’re about to learn what half the population experiences in mid-life, the benefits & risks to our long term health, & what we can do to support each other through it. 💪

Award-winning care starts with an award-worthy team.It takes an incredible team to deliver the kind of personalized, con...
04/24/2026

Award-winning care starts with an award-worthy team.

It takes an incredible team to deliver the kind of personalized, concierge-style care our patients experience every day.

These ladies send texts, calls, schedule, follow-up, and handle the countless behind-the-scenes details that make care feel seamless.

They help make medicine feel personal again.

The award I won last month is a reflection of the standard we hold ourselves to as a team: thoughtful care, exceptional service, and showing up for our community every single day.

To my amazing admin team, thank you for helping us raise the bar for what healthcare should feel like in Wi******er.

We truly could not do this without you.

❤️

📣 You’re Not Crazy: Perimenopause & Menopause 101. We agree - with all the wellness influencers and info on social media...
04/15/2026

📣 You’re Not Crazy: Perimenopause & Menopause 101.

We agree - with all the wellness influencers and info on social media it’s hard to cut through the noise and find the truth, especially about confusing topics like perimenopause and menopause!

We’re solving that problem for you. Join us for a relaxed evening with a local menopause specialist to learn what’s what from a reliable, educated, actual medical professional. She’s here to bring clarity and calm to this topic!

Have questions?
• Am I in it? Near it? Through it?
• Early stage? Late stage?
• Do I need to care?
• Does it impact more than my libido?
• What about my bones?
• Is it safe?
• What can I do about it?
• What does the research really say?

⭐️ We’ve got the answers for you! ⭐️

This is one time only, free event- she’s local, she’s highly educated, and trust us, you just need to hear this.

Seats are limited. Get registered up today. Link in bio.

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04/08/2026

Journal entry: I attended a meeting today I’ve been wanting to attend for a while now. I was there for 50% of the time. So thank you to TopofVARegionalChamber for hosting the Policymakers Series Post Legislative Briefing and keeping us informed as business owners of the policies forming at the state level so we can be make better decisions and choose to engage. Your work matters. Next step - contacting our representatives and using my voice.

As I drove home from this meeting, I thought about how I’ve always been intrigued by public service. In a way, I consider my calling to be a healthcare professional as its own form of public service. I think about how one day it could look to meaningfully participate. How the impact and influence of one can provide incredible good or catastrophic collapse for the community’s resources. How having influence on the proper stewardship of resources would be a challenge, but a necessity to preserve what is. What an opportunity to be a positive agent of change…maybe I’m a dreamer, that’s true, but our country was built by dreamers no? How one day, I’d like to stay for the whole meeting.

For now, I choose to attend 50% so I can attend to the greatest public service of all - being an engaged, present and loving parent. Raising children who have a strong foundation of faith, family, and freedom. Children who will be the future public servants in their own right. Reminding myself that being a parent is not my 2nd job, it’s my most important work. And it is hard work, but society desperately needs it and I desperately need it. Being a parent fuels me. So I choose the juggle of being a mom & a being a business owner - living in the middle of my dreams of having the chance to do both - what a gift.

Maybe in the future I’ll be involved in formal public service, maybe I won’t. But for now, I’ll dip my toes in water and check the temperature, while I hold my sleeping littles as much as possible. They are my greatest joy.

To everything there is a season. But one thing holds true, living a life of service matters. How are you serving in this season?

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Colorectal cancer isn’t just an “older adult” disease anymore.According to the American Cancer Society, ~1 in 23 men and...
03/22/2026

Colorectal cancer isn’t just an “older adult” disease anymore.

According to the American Cancer Society, ~1 in 23 men and 1 in 25 women will develop colorectal cancer in their lifetime, with ~158,000 new cases diagnosed each year in the U.S.

Even more concerning: it’s now the #1 cause of cancer death in adults under 50, with cases in younger adults rising ~3% per year.

The good news? When caught early, colorectal cancer is highly treatable—with survival rates around 90–95% in early stages.

Lower your risk:
✔️ Get screened starting at 45 (earlier if high risk)
✔️ Eat more fiber, less processed/red meat
✔️ Exercise regularly
✔️ Avoid alcohol + avoid smoking

Early detection saves lives. Don’t wait.

03/18/2026

BEYOND THE EXAM ROOM - Event TWO Recap

Link to watch recording in comments. 24 hours only. Fold some laundry and get your mind right. 💪

Huge thanks to all who came out and to HOPE Counseling & Wellness for their expertise on how to more effectively manage our emotions.

Thank you so much! We’re serving the mission of SUPA in expanding access to primary care. 🙌Don’t know what the buzz is a...
03/17/2026

Thank you so much! We’re serving the mission of SUPA in expanding access to primary care. 🙌

Don’t know what the buzz is about? Check us out! smartypantsmedicine.com

🌟 Celebrating Excellence in Our Community 🌟

The Top of Virginia Regional Chamber’s Greater Good Awards shine a light on individuals who not only excel in their professions but also elevate the lives of those around them. This year, we’re proud to celebrate Kelly Botta ’09, named Entrepreneur of the Year.

With a bold vision for a smarter, more accessible healthcare experience, Kelly has transformed how families across the region receive care. As the founder of Smartypants Medicine, she has built a practice grounded in convenience, transparency, and genuine human connection. Her entrepreneurial journey reflects a rare blend of innovation and heart.

Kelly’s commitment to reimagining healthcare—while keeping community needs at the center—has made Smartypants Medicine a trusted and rapidly growing resource. The Entrepreneur of the Year Award recognizes her leadership, creativity, and the meaningful impact she continues to make across the top of Virginia.

Kelly earned her Master of Science in Physician Assistant Studies in 2009, and her work continues to inspire.

👏 Congratulations, Kelly! Your vision is shaping a healthier, more connected future for our community.

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Honored and grateful. Last night, surrounded by my team and some incredible people from our community, I was named Entre...
03/13/2026

Honored and grateful. Last night, surrounded by my team and some incredible people from our community, I was named Entrepreneur of the Year by the and while my name is on the award, this recognition truly belongs to our incredible community and patients.

When we launched Smartypants Medicine, the vision was simple: build a primary care practice we would want to be a part of ourselves! It should be personal, accessible, affordable, beautiful, and built around relationships - not rushed, expensive, cold, inconvenient or full of insurance paperwork.

Now every day we get to care for amazing people in our community in a way that better suits us all. This award is a reminder of why we do what we do.

Thank you to our patients, our partners, and the community that continues to support a better way to experience healthcare.

The best is yet to come.

Kelly Botta, PA-C | Founder
Smartypants Medicine

You manage deadlines.You manage households.You manage everyone else’s needs.But who taught you how to manage anger, stre...
03/04/2026

You manage deadlines.
You manage households.
You manage everyone else’s needs.

But who taught you how to manage anger, stress, and anxiety in the moment?

At our upcoming Beyond the Exam Room event - Managing Everyday Emotions: Coping Skills for Anger & Anxiety - licensed professional counselors will teach practical strategies to help you:

• Respond instead of react
• Lower anxiety in real time
• Navigate difficult conversations calmly
• Build emotional resilience you can rely on

This is for busy moms.
Working professionals.
High performers who want steady, grounded energy in everyday life.

This isn’t therapy, it’s skill building for real life.

Join us at the practice - March 17th 6:30-7:30pm. It’s FREE and seating is limited.

Register now to reserve your seat.

https://www.smartypantsmedicine.com/beyondtheexamroom

Up to 79% of antibiotic prescriptions for certain URI symptoms are unnecessary. 🚫💊At Smartypants Medicine, we don’t prac...
01/14/2026

Up to 79% of antibiotic prescriptions for certain URI symptoms are unnecessary. 🚫💊

At Smartypants Medicine, we don’t practice ‘placebo medicine.’ We use evidence-based guidelines to get you feeling better without the side effects of over-prescribing.

Come for the expert clinical advice, stay for the plush armchairs and the live-edge oak desk. We’re redefining the healthcare experience for adults who want more out of their primary care provider.

Ready to level up? Click the link in our bio to enroll - we are accepting new patients! 🙌❤️

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NEW for 2026! BEYOND THE EXAM ROOM. This community educational series is designed to tackle the parts of health that don...
01/08/2026

NEW for 2026! BEYOND THE EXAM ROOM. This community educational series is designed to tackle the parts of health that don't always make it into your annual exam, but are important in achieving overall wellness.

Join us at our first event, for just one hour - you'll be glad you did!

Topic: Built to Last: Injury-Proof Your Body & Boost Mobility
Presenter: Dr. Alan, Doctor of Physical Therapy
When: Tuesday, January 20th, 6:30-7:30pm
Where: Smartypants Medicine 1824 Plaza Dr Wi******er VA 22601
Cost: FREE

All are welcome. Registration required, seating is limited. Sign up today!

https://www.smartypantsmedicine.com/beyondtheexamroom

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1824 Plaza Drive
Winchester, VA
22601

Telephone

+15406926132

Website

http://smartypantsmedicine.com/

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