12/14/2025
When I found out I was pregnant, my mother‑in‑law started acting like she was carrying the baby. Before I even knew the gender, she’d chosen the shower’s décor, dubbed herself the “Glamma,” and kept insisting that the baby belonged to both of us. I let the small things go—until the shower itself.
The event was flawless: blue balloons, finger sandwiches, a beautiful cake. Halfway through, she stood, tapped her glass and announced, “I’ve decided what we’re naming the baby.” My heart sank.
She ignored my comment and declared, “His name will be Clifford. He’s named after my first love, the most wonderful man I ever knew. I want my grandson to carry his name so I’ll always have a piece of him.” The room fell into a stunned silence.
I calmly said, “You’re not naming my child after your ex, Diane.”
She snapped back, “Without me, there wouldn’t be a baby to name.”
Guests whispered among themselves.
I refused. She glared, then forced a cold smile, “I suppose you’ll regret that attitude one day.”
She pretended to stumble and sent the $300 cake crashing to the floor.
“Oh dear! I’m so clumsy,” she cooed. “I guess the universe didn’t like your decision either.”
I cried in the car that night. The next morning she texted, “Hope the shower wasn’t too stressful. Remember, names carry destiny.” I realized she wasn’t going to back down.
So I called her, trying to be gentle: “Diane, you were right. I overreacted. Maybe you should pick the name.”
She squealed with delight.
I added, “But I have one condition.”