06/10/2017
here are some funny stories for your weekend.
1. Strange thing
A French boy said to his friend:
- My younger sister is ten years old but she can speak English rather well.
His friend smiled and replied:
- It isn't a strange thing. When my family travelled to London, I met a little girl who was about five years old and she spoke English like the wind.
2. paint my house
A guy meets a ho**er in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300 as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not." He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and one at a time lays three one hundred dollar bills on the bar, and says slowly. "Paint…my….house."
3. wishes
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
thanks a lot and have a refresh weekend!