31/08/2025
The other night I was sitting on the couch, baby latched, mindlessly scrolling my phone. My husband walks by and jokingly says, โYou run the house like an all-you-can-eat buffet.โ
Without missing a beat, my baby pulls off, milk dribbling down their chin, and gives the biggest smileโฆ then dives right back in like they were hitting the dessert bar. ๐ฐ๐คฑ
I couldnโt help but laugh. Honestly, itโs true except at this buffet, thereโs only one waitress, the kitchen never closes, and the menu is always the same. Oh, and instead of leaving a tip, my customers like to leave spit-up on my shirt. ๐
Breastfeeding really is the original unlimited dining experience and my little VIP has a lifetime membership. ๐ณโจ