Mosa shebeen

18/05/2018

Good day all my good friends,We have a promotion today @ mosa shebeen in charon,come and join us

09/04/2018

Hello beautiful people of africa

23/11/2017

Who profits the most on Black Friday?
The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.

29/10/2017

TWO TIGERS WERE RESTING UNDER A TREE..
SUDDENLY A RABBIT PASSED VERY FAST.
TIGER COULD NOT MAKE OUT & ASKED,
“WHAT WAS THAT?”
2ND TIGER SMILED AND SAID:
FAST FOOD…MY DEAR FRIEND

02/10/2017

Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.

13/09/2017

Old Man And Old Woman Having A Conversation.
Old Man : Wherenever I Get Mad At You. You Don't Seems To Get Upset. How Do You Manage To Control Your Temper?
Old Woman : I Just Go And Clean The Toilet
Old Man : How Does That Help?
Old Woman : Because I Use Your Toothbrush.
Good Morning Family.

05/09/2017

My frnds,wat hppnd this wknd in charon must stop,nd the only thing that will help us,we must stand together nd fight,so wat do u think if we can start a group,?this guys will come back,not today or tomorrow,all i knw is they will b back

21/08/2017

come this weekend

21/08/2017

People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

21/08/2017

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

28/07/2017

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

28/07/2017

13/07/2017

I think we should find a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth"

13/07/2017

You can't be a police man and a ZCC member at the same time... My brother don't be stingy give others a chance they also want a badge

13/07/2017

You Call a man handsome not cool ,My sister He is a man not an icecream.

03/06/2017

Man goes to the doctor and says doctor, I can't stop my hands from shaking!
Doctor replies Do you drink much?
Man says No, I spill most of it!

03/06/2017

Today is the first day of the rest of your life...And if that doesn't work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life...