10/12/2025
Hey there SC Peeps ๐ผ๐ค๐๐
I thought it would be fun to do a post about just STUFF in general... which I've likely mentioned before, but let's see what I can come up with...just kinda shooting from the hip ๐
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Maybe a better title for this post would be "2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ WRAP-UP" ๐ ... It's more my thoughts and fun moments I have in my head than actually an informative post. So next time you see me smile, just remember this post...๐๐คช๐ฅณ
So the BIGGEST singulair word (s) that came out of peoples mouths for 2025 were these:
Ozempic and Ivermectin. Yoh ๐ฌ, I feel like I shouldn't even embark down this journey, but let me just touch on them....and I might be walking right into a trap...๐ด๐ถโโ๏ธ
1) Being asked for Ozempic purely for Weightloss - PLEASE don't go there ๐. There's a lot of data for other ways to lose weight... Just because it worked in Hollywood, doesn't mean it's good for you. If you deep dive into Ozempic it's MOSTLY for Diabetics that require Insulin and the side-effects in a person that is NOT a Diabetic could be, lets just call it, "less desirable" ๐คข๐คฆโโ๏ธ
2) Ivermectin is curing cancer - I don't REALLY know how to approach this ๐คทโโ๏ธ, but let me say this, there are some TRIALS being conducted on the POSSIBILITY that it might help in treating Cancer, but those trials are mostly still in animals ๐๐ฐ๐...and if you want to watch a video๐น and solely believe whoever made it, please do the research about the video before you blindly discard any other option / opinion that you've been given. ๐
Shortly on the heels of these, were:
"Is Intermittent Fasting safe?" or
"Should I do the Carnivore diet?" ๐โณ
Noooo people...every person who wants to make money is putting an AI video together about drinking 8 raw eggs in the morning ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ or living on Cabbage Soup for 4 weeks ๐ฅฌ...(Yes, I SEE ๐ you going through every diet you've ever tried in your head, including the pills you ordered on ABT for R3000...teehee ๐คญ)
What has happened to... JUST FOLLOW A HEALTHY diet...??? ๐ฅ
The answer that I often get given in response would be, "But it's too expensive to eat healthy ๐ธ."
Please correct me if I'm wrong...and I'm just spitballing here... Does a packet of Carrots not cost less than a loaf of bread? ๐ฅ๐ Would it not be cheaper to make a "sandwich" with 2 slices of ham as your "bread", and a bit of cheese ๐ง, tomato and lettuce, with even a cucumber if you'd like... would that not be the same amount of effort yet, TWICE as healthy? ๐ฅ๐
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Let us be honest here... if these "fad" diets worked, then why did we change from Tim's Butter-Coffee diet โ๐ง, to Blood Group Diets ๐ฉธ, to Keto Diet ๐ฅ, to Intermittent fasting โฐ...??? Had they all been as successfull as they claimed to be... then why did we remaster a master plan? ๐ค
And then we get my ultimate favorite... "I'd like a full medical" ๐ฉบ ... Fast forward 3 days later and I break the news to the patient that their cholesterol or sugar count is out of control...
Mannnn ๐ฉ, I'm absolutely positive I'm going to have a heart attack before any of my patients...The comments that follow are like a Mastercard ๐ณ Advertisement... PRICELESS ๐คฃ
- My cholesterol has been higher than that in the past ๐
- My sugar must be high because I ate a tub of ice-cream over the weekend ๐จ
- It runs in my family...๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ
These comments are often followed by the absolute BEST pearler chirps...wait for it...โณ๏ธ
- Are 3 Beers a night too much ๐บ๐บ๐บ??
- I'm not going to have coffee without sugar, you can forget about that โ๐
- I'm never quitting smoking, it can't be the smoking causing me to be short of breath... ๐ฌ๐ค
That's when I start with my eye rolls ๐๐๐... I think that must be the strongest muscle in our bodies here at the practice...๐คฃ
I'm struggling to figure out why people want a medical done, but then don't want to accept the answers....?? ๐คทโโ๏ธ Are they maybe looking for something SPECIFIC or coming in the hope, that everything is normal?? And, on the occasion that not everything is normal, why risk a stroke or lung cancer and not attempt to make that change? (Queue Michael Jackson) ๐ถ๐ค
Just asking for a friend...๐คฆโโ๏ธ It's literally as if people want to fix what they expected they were coming in for me to find, and if I DON'T find THAT SPECIFIC condition, well then, the rest doesn't matter... ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ญ
I have to admit that I've come to realize that whatever question any patient asks, they already know the answer, they're just hoping I'm going to say what they WANT TO HEAR ๐ ... for instance:
- Would exercise help me lose weight ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฆ
- Does Watermelon have sugar in it ๐
- Is it OK if I stop my Blood Pressure medication seeing that my Blood Pressure is normal now... ๐๐
Like Oprah once said...it took 10+ years to eat yourself into 140kg, you're not going to magically wish it away overnight...โจ It took a whole lot of food and no exercise to get to 140kg... trust me, it's going to take 4x the effort to get back to normal...and IT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY, but it will be worth it!! ๐ช๐ฅ
And then very IMPORTANT!! Just a gentle nudge to make you aware that there is a Coughing Bug ๐ท doing the rounds ๐ค...so if you have body aches, a sore throat, fever, coughing, etc...please don't wait a week trying to attack it with every expired medicine you have in your possession ๐๐. Please rather get to us sooner than later, because the longer you wait, the bigger the odds are that you'd need a Venter Trailer for all the medication we'd be needing to get you back to optimal Showhorse condition! ๐๐จ
And with that laugh ๐, I want to wish you all a VERY EPIC holiday and festive season ๐ง๐ปโ๐๐ฅณ with your family and loved onesโค๏ธ๐๐ผ!!
Loads of love
Dr Z, Caz and Courtney
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