Jigsimur

17/02/2026

For when the “flat soda and sympathy” just isn’t cutting it anymore.

Let’s be honest, Mzansi. If it tastes like strawberries and cream, it’s a dessert. If it tastes like it was brewed in a dungeon by a grumpy herbalist, it’s HEALING.
Jigsimur doesn’t have time to be “yummy.” It’s too busy working overtime on your:
✅ Gout (from that third braai this week)
✅ Blood sugar (too much Trifle, we saw you)
✅ General “I’m getting old” pains

It’s bitter. It’s strong. It’s more South African than a taxi hooting at a green light. One tot a day keeps the “eish” away.

Grab a bottle at your nearest Food Lover’s Market - right next to the kale you’re also pretending to enjoy.

Side effects may include:
- Making “the face”.
- Suddenly feeling like you can run a Comrades Marathon.
- Your mother-in-law finally admitting you look healthy.

20/11/2025

When the petrol price goes up…
When Eskom says ‘Stage 6’ with confidence…
When your neighbour starts playing amapiano at 2am…
Just breathe, take you Jigsimur and say the South African prayer:
“Yoh, South Africa… hai suka.”

Stay calm. Stay local. Stay lekker. 🇿🇦🍃

100% Natural product with no preservatives, sugar or alcohol!

Jigsimur was established in 1998 after the founder was diagnosed with cancer and wanted to take a natural approach to recovery.

He remembered an old recipe that belonged to his late grandmother that contained Aloe and mixed his very first bottle of what is known today as Jigsimur. After 11 months he was cancer free.

A year later Jigsimur was bottled in empty brandy bottles and labels were printed on an old "home" printer and sold locally in George.

Aloe has amazing natural medicinal properties and throughout generations, his families recipe has been beneficial for the relief and treatment of Gout, Arthritis, Fibrosis, Diabetes, Skin Ailments (Acne), PMT, Migraines, Insomnia, Gall and Kidney Stones, lack of energy, Throat Infections, Heart Burn, High Blood Pressure, Colic, Stomach Ulcers, Bladder Infections, Haemorrhoids, shingles, constipation, Osteoporosis, Indigestion, Tonsillitis, Arthritis, Eczema, Conjunctivitis, Hypertension, stress and many more

22/07/2025

Coldplay had the CEO and Head of HR doing performance reviews in 4K 👀...
Meanwhile, I was at home with Jigsimur, conducting internal audits on my immune system - and babe, we’re thriving. 😌🍃

Everyone’s talking about office affairs... I’m just over here promoting my white blood cells to senior management. Wellness is my only KPI. 📈

Jigsimur doesn’t even need a PR team - the results speak louder than that Coldplay footage. 🔊🇿🇦

Side effects may include: glowing skin, good decisions, and minding your own health.

11/06/2025

🚨 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲, 𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗴𝗶𝗮, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻 𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗿, “𝗜 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗝𝗶𝗴𝘀𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗿’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹!” 😎

Here’s how our bottles get filled with the good stuff - no witchcraft, just old-school know-how and a bit of modern hustle. 💪

First, we brew our secret mix of herbs and natural goodies - the kind your ouma would’ve called “strong enough to chase out flu, sinuses and nonsense.”

Then we let it simmer. Nice and slow. Not this microwave generation vibes - we’re talking low and slow, like how pap gets made at a proper funeral. 🫡

Then comes the fun part - bottling!
Each bottle is washed cleaner than your Sunday best for church, filled up to the brim, and sealed tighter than your gogo’s Tupperware lid (you know the one you can never open). 😅

Labels? Of course! And we don’t skimp - these labels stick like aunties to gossip at a stokvel.

Every bottle gets inspected like your car before a long trip - “brake lights? Check. Tyres? Check. Jigsimur inside? 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸!”
We don’t play when it comes to quality - because we know you’re not just buying a bottle, you’re buying your health back.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰. 💃🏽🕺🏾

So go ahead, click play. And next time you sip Jigsimur, know it came from a place of love, care, and just a little bit of “eish, this thing works hey!”

10/06/2025

New label, same magic inside.

For your knees, your back, and your peace of mind - it still slaps harder than pap without chakalaka!

Get it where you always do - spaza, grocery store, or that one uncle with 'connections'.

Jigsimur - now looking as lekker as it works! 📸

03/03/2025

🌿 A taste of something special! Sip the secret, embrace the journey - are you ready? 💚

15/11/2024

Let's be honest - adulting hurts!

Got joints popping like a DJ remix? 🎶
Or tired of that “morning zombie” look? 🧟‍♂️

Jigsimur’s all-natural magic is here to:
✅ Boost your energy
✅ Soothe those aches
✅ Make adulting a bit less...ouchy

Ready to feel human again? Drop us a message or give us a ring! 🌿

16/10/2024

🌿 Did you know? Jigsimur is a traditional herbal tonic from South Africa, celebrated for its unique blend of natural ingredients! Known for its detoxifying effects and immune support, it brings centuries of healing wisdom into a modern wellness routine.

Many people are turning to Jigsimur to enhance their overall health naturally. Have you tried it yet? Share your experiences below!

12/09/2024

🌿 Feeling like your body’s Wi-Fi signal is weak? 🌿

Don’t worry, Jigsimur is here to give you FULL BARS! 📶💥

🤔 Joints creaking louder than your front door? Jigsimur’s got the WD-40 your knees have been begging for! 🛠️

🍕 Digestive system acting like it’s trying to solve a Rubik’s cube? Let Jigsimur help you break down food faster than you break your New Year’s resolutions! 😅

👵 Feeling older than that one sock at the bottom of your laundry basket? Drink Jigsimur and you’ll be zooming around like the 20-something you think you still are. 🏃‍♂️💨

With Jigsimur, your body will feel so good, it’ll stop sending “Buffering” signals. 💪🔥

🍾 Jigsimur: Because even your bones deserve a vacation. 🌴😎

06/09/2024

A Night to Remember: The Queen of Africa Boxing Event 🌟

On Friday, 30 August 2024, Jigsimur had the immense honor of partnering with David Faas and Jackie Brice Promotions to host The Queen of Africa, a truly spectacular boxing event that will be remembered for years to come! 🥊

This incredible night saw history in the making with three legendary champions:

✨ Ntombokuqala Tolashe was crowned the Women’s Featherweight Champion of South Africa, a historic achievement that has inspired us all!

✨ Amador Kalonji claimed the title of WBF Africa Cruiserweight Champion, proving once again that hard work and determination pay off.

✨ Sikelela Xatasi took home the Western Cape Junior Lightweight Championship, showing us the future of boxing is brighter than ever.

We are beyond proud of these champions and cannot wait to see where their extraordinary talent will take them next. 🌟

Being a part of this event, which brings such positive energy and change to our communities, was a true privilege for Jigsimur. We are excited about the future and look forward to supporting many more events that uplift and inspire! 🥇

22/08/2024

Experience the Transformative Power of Jigsimur

Unlock a new level of wellness with Jigsimur, a natural supplement crafted to support your body's overall health. Here’s how Jigsimur can make a difference:

1. Detoxification: Jigsimur aids in detoxifying your body by flushing out toxins and impurities. Its unique blend of natural ingredients promotes liver function and enhances the body's natural detox processes, helping you feel rejuvenated and refreshed.

2. Boosted Immunity: Fortify your immune system with Jigsimur. Its powerful antioxidants and essential nutrients strengthen your body's defense mechanisms, enabling it to better fend off illnesses and maintain optimal health.

3. Improved Digestion: Jigsimur supports a healthy digestive system by promoting better nutrient absorption and reducing digestive discomfort. It helps balance gut flora and eases digestion, ensuring your body processes food more efficiently.

4. Enhanced Energy Levels: Say goodbye to fatigue with Jigsimur's energizing formula. By improving your body’s overall health and nutrient intake, it provides a natural boost to your energy levels, helping you stay active and vibrant throughout the day.

5. Healthy Skin: Achieve a radiant complexion with Jigsimur. Its antioxidant-rich formula combats oxidative stress and promotes skin health, leading to a clearer, more youthful appearance.

Transform your health journey with Jigsimur. Embrace a holistic approach to wellness and experience the benefits of a well-balanced, healthier you.

Discover Jigsimur today and unlock your path to vibrant health!

Available at your nearest Food Lover's Market.