Health tips with Gondwe Elijah C.O

Health tips with Gondwe Elijah C.O ART integrated services clinician || VMMC Provider || Clinical Officer General || Digital Health Advocate πŸ₯ΌπŸ©ΊπŸ’ŠπŸ’‰

20/11/2025

The fear of falling in LOVE is called "PHILOPHOBIA" and this is more common amongst health workersπŸ™„πŸ’€

πŸ“©Good Evening Sir, My daughter has developed this swelling.... what kind of disease is this , please help me!
19/11/2025

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Good Evening Sir, My daughter has developed this swelling.... what kind of disease is this , please help me!

RX1. Flagyl tds2. Amoxyl 500mg3. Omeprazole 20mgAnd you proudly tell the client to go to the pharmacy with this prescrip...
19/11/2025

RX

1. Flagyl tds
2. Amoxyl 500mg
3. Omeprazole 20mg

And you proudly tell the client to go to the pharmacy with this prescription.

And when they send that client back to you, you complain ati aba ku pharmacy tabali bwino,Ati what is not visible here?πŸ™„

ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE?CLIENT: NoME: Your RPR test is positive (+). In other words, you have syphilis.CLIENT: Maybe it'...
19/11/2025

ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE?

CLIENT: No

ME: Your RPR test is positive (+). In other words, you have syphilis.

CLIENT: Maybe it's the public toilet I used last week.

ME: Do I look like some one who comes from mpongwe? πŸ’€πŸ™„

CLIENT: okay, Let me tell you the truth,It was at night,he insisted that he will just insert a tip, not the whole thing inside and it was just less than 2 minutes.

ME:πŸ‘‡

18/11/2025

I need a hug whereby! I feel engulfed like a bacteria πŸ˜“

No caption needed here.... But with a sprinkle of imagination we can all assume what happened here. This was extracted a...
18/11/2025

No caption needed here.... But with a sprinkle of imagination we can all assume what happened here.

This was extracted as a whole.

17/11/2025

To whom it may concern:
Full Blood Count(FBC) does not mean they scanned your entire body for all diseases.

17/11/2025

May God Bless This Week
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16/11/2025

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Good evening sir: Can Inembo (Traditional tattoos) prevent someone from having STIs?

I prescribe Co-trimoxazole(CTX)PATIENT: before going to the pharmacy, goes and shows her son who is in first year at a c...
16/11/2025

I prescribe Co-trimoxazole(CTX)

PATIENT: before going to the pharmacy, goes and shows her son who is in first year at a certain College of Health Sciences

PATIENT: comes back chewing a bubble gum. Ba sir, I take septrin not this one you have written, my son says you need to change it immediately.

ME: what did your son say this is?

PATIENT: he said this is an antifungal medication used to treat ifiseseya,namumbonapo nefiseseya ine?

ME:

Wishing You A Happy Birthday MR Elias Champo Katulwende Jr. Enjoy your day.
16/11/2025

Wishing You A Happy Birthday MR Elias Champo Katulwende Jr.

Enjoy your day.

πŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”žPlus 18+🚨 FEMALE OR**SM WHY MANY WOMEN DON'T EXPERIENCE IT.But first things first. If you are the fundamentalist con...
15/11/2025

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🚨 FEMALE OR**SM

WHY MANY WOMEN DON'T EXPERIENCE IT.

But first things first. If you are the fundamentalist conservative type just don't read what follows, just pass. The language will be direct and may be unpleasant for you.
What the heck any way, this is Dr's File!
Did you know that on average only 50 % of women and 96 % of men get to or**sm during penetrative s*x? The explanation is simple, the man's most sensitive part is the tip and shaft of the P*nis and this gets tremendous stimulation during penetrative s*x.The woman on the other hand has about 8 000 nerve endings imbedded into her cl****is and very few in the va**na. And the Clit*ris lies outside the vagin*, on the top deck of the V***a. So penetrative s*x alone leaves the Cl****is starved of adequate stimulation. hence the reduced successive hits with women.
A woman it must be said does not really need or**sm to procreate but a man does! And most women still can enjoy s*x without or**sm, but with or**sm, they would even enjoy it more.
It's estimated that, whatever the man does, whatever the woman does, some 10% of women can never ever experience or**sm.Such women are born frigid, and you can't change them. That is by nature and they can't change that fact.

Contrary to what many men think, only 50 % of women will reach or**sm by in*******se alone.
β€’ 70% will reach or**sm if hand massage of their genitalia is included in the package.
β€’ 86 % will experience or**sm when hand and tongue massage is part of the s*x routine.
But how many of the women receive this total package?
Unfortunately many men are mis-educated by watching P***o or reading magazines to think that in*******se alone will bring the woman to or**sm every time. Am sorry to say, in*******se alone fails short! Neither is the number of rounds, or length of the s*xual act, nor the size of the P*nis, the deciding factor. Any size of P*nis will give tremendous pleasure to the bearer of the same and well directed can achieve what the over sized one can. It's not the size of the dog here that matters, but the bite in it. And that bite must be directed at the most sensitive part in a woman, the Clit*ris!
So here is what you need to do to increase your chances of getting an or**sm. By the way, this is a mutual job!
β€’ Kiss and cuddle more, do whole body sensual massage
β€’ Have a deliberate slower pace. Don't rush into pe*******on. Don't imitate P**n artists, it's all fake, what you see in movies!
β€’There should be gentle caressing of the Cl****is by hand and by tongue.
Remember that other factors that may work against your or**sm are the following...
β€’ Young age and poor education. The younger you are and the more poorly educated you are, you are less likely to guide the man on what turns you on.
β€’ Fundamentalism and conservatism in religious beliefs. Though many will riot here, a woman needs to act like a "bitch" in bed and a queen in the kitchen. Some belief systems will encourage you to be less expressive in your s*xual behavior
β€’ Mutual feelings of love and closeness will make it easier for you to have or**sm. Casual s*x will never ever result in or**sm!
β€’Avoid quarrels before kick off
β€’Stress.. a worried mind, however it may be cranked or jump started, can never ever fire!
β€’ Put behind issues of money, rentals, school fees, cost of mealie meal cost of fuel, during the match. You can always come back to such after the act.
β€’ Prolonged fore play is a prerequisite to achieving an or**sm.Also couples must be reminded that each is responsible for their own or**sm and must work towards it. Ladies please direct your partners to your sensitive parts!
CLASS DISMISSED, GO FOR PRACTICALS NOW

Cc: DR TEDDY MULENGA (DOCTORS FILE )

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