02/16/2026
I used to think my standards were high, but then I realized “being fed a 3-course meal while I sit here looking cute” is actually the bare minimum. 💅
Let’s be real: they say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but the reverse is the only version I recognize. If he isn’t standing over a hot stove acting like he’s a finalist on MasterChef just to see you smile, honey… lace up your sneakers and start your cardio. 🏃♀️💨
Valentine’s Day is for lovers, and lovers don’t let lovers eat mediocre food. If your man’s idea of a “romantic dinner” involves a microwave or a “surprise” takeout bag that you still had to help plate, consider this your 24-hour notice to exit stage left. I’m staying right here for the homemade reduction sauce and the zero dishes I’ll be doing later. 🍷✨
If he doesn’t cook for you like this, run. Fast. 👟