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KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
AND PETS. For use only by persons 21
years and older.

Cannabis
can impair concentration and coordination. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery under
the influence of cannabis.

11/29/2025

🔥 Introducing: Dave’s 510 Thread Disposables🔥

You’ve heard it for decades…
“Dave’s not here.”
Well guess what?
👉 Dave’s RIGHT HERE — and he brought some serious heat.

Our new Dave’s line of 510 thread disposable v**e carts delivers smooth pulls, bold flavor, and clean, sun-grown New York cannabinoids that hit just right. Perfect for anyone who knows the classics… and anyone who wants a classic-level vibe.

✨ Clean • Potent • Real Life Quality
🌿 Crafted in NY
💨 Coming soon— if you know, you know.

Tag a friend who always says “Dave’s not here, man” 👀

11/28/2025

🔥 Real Life Botanicals is Heading to MJBizCon! 🔥

We’ll be on the floor all week in Las Vegas connecting with growers, processors, dispensaries, and innovators from across the industry. If you’re at MJBizCon 2025, keep an eye out for the Real Life Botanicals team — we’d love to meet up, talk shop, and explore new collaborations.

🌿 Find us on the expo floor
🌙 Say hi at the after-parties
🤝 Let’s build something real together

If you want to connect, DM us — let’s link up in Vegas.

See you at MJBizCon!

11/26/2025

🔥 BIG NEWS, NEW YORK! 🔥

Real Life Botanicals is proud to announce our newest collaboration with the legendary Cheech & Chong — bringing one of the most iconic cannabis brands in the world straight to the Empire State. 🌿🚀

For decades, Cheech & Chong have represented joy, culture, comedy, and the true spirit of cannabis. Now, Real Life Botanicals is officially partnering to introduce authentic Cheech & Chong products grown and produced right here in New York.

💚 What to expect:
✨ Premium NY-grown flower
✨ Iconic Cheech & Chong branded products
✨ Limited-edition collab drops
✨ A fusion of classic cannabis culture with New York craft quality

This partnership is more than a product launch — it’s a cultural moment for NY cannabis, and we’re honored to be the ones bringing it to life.
Stay tuned for release dates, product previews, and exclusive behind-the-scenes content.
New York, you’re about to get a little more legendary.

10/06/2025

Soooooooo... We've been keeping a little secret, very excited to announce that we're now producing products. Make sure to stop by

10/04/2025

Big shout out to the .life.botanicals team for getting all the galactic guava done in one day! Iced Sangria is coming up next!

08/21/2025

🔥 Strain Spotlight: Topanga Poison 🌿

Our #1 selling strain is here to shine — Topanga Poison, a powerhouse cross between Durban Poison and Topanga Canyon.

Expect a bold, uplifting profile with layers of sweet earth and spice, balanced by frosty trichomes that make it as stunning as it is potent. 🌱✨ Whether you’re after creativity, focus, or just a smooth, flavorful experience — this cultivar delivers.

🌞 Sun-grown with regenerative practices in Central NY
🌱 Craft cannabis • All natural • Farm-to-flame

📍 Available now from Real Life Botanicals

08/19/2025

🚀 Strain Spotlight: Galactic Guava 🌌🥭

Meet Galactic Guava — a sun-grown powerhouse bursting with tropical fruit aromas and a cosmic layer of frosty trichomes. This cultivar combines exotic flavor with out-of-this-world potency, making it a true standout in our fields. 🌿✨

Cultivated using regenerative farming practices right here in Central New York, Galactic Guava is proof that craft cannabis can be both sustainable and stellar.

📍 Brought to you by Real Life Botanicals
🌱 Sun-grown • All-natural • Farm-to-flame

08/08/2025

🌿 Strain Spotlight: Iced Sangria 🍇❄️

Our sun-grown beauty Iced Sangria is looking frostier than ever out in the field. This terpene-rich cultivar delivers a smooth, fruity aroma with a crisp, chill finish — perfect for those who appreciate flavor and potency in perfect balance.

Grown using regenerative farming techniques on our farm in Central New York, Iced Sangria is a testament to what nature and passion can produce. Just look at those trichomes! 👀✨

📍 Cultivated by Real Life Botanicals
🔬 All-natural. All-sun. No shortcuts.

💬 Available soon — let us know if your dispensary wants to reserve.

07/28/2025

🌿 Real Life Botanicals THC Gummies Are Here! 🍃

Say hello to nature’s sweetest escape 🌈✨ — our new Real Life THC Gummies are crafted for those who crave a little calm, a little joy, and a whole lot of Real Life.

Each jar contains: 🍬 10 delicious gummies
🌱 5mg THC per gummy
💛 50mg total THC per package

Perfect for floating through your day — whether you're relaxing by a forest stream or just need to take the edge off life’s chaos. 🌊

Now available at licensed NY dispensaries.

07/23/2025

Rest in Peace the Prince of Darkness

07/22/2025

approves of our Devil's Lettuce infused prerolls

Our team will be walking around the krockathon reboot this weekend.

Make sure to always enjoy some Real Life

07/13/2025

A huge thank you to for the first order of gummies going out!

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