The Conjure Kettle

10/18/2025

10/18/2025

🧹 Sweep That Mess Saturday 🧹
Cleanin’ up bad energy and blockin’ foolishness, sugar. ✨

💨 Message from Spirit:
Spirit said, “Stop lettin’ folks bring dirt to your doorstep and call it conversation.”
Not everybody who talks to you deserves to sit with you. Some just come to dump their mess,
then get mad when you hand ‘em a broom.

This season ain’t about goin’ back and forth with messy energy
it’s about cleansin’, releasin’, and reclaimin’ your peace. 🌿

If they gossip more than they pray, distance yourself.
If they compete more than they clap, release ‘em.
And if they can’t stand to see you rise, let Spirit show ‘em the exit. 🚪

🕯️ Porch Prayer:
“Spirit, sweep my path clean of envy, confusion, and deceit.
Let only love, truth, and protection rest upon my porch.
May every corner of my soul stay swept, sanctified, and safe.”

10/18/2025

🧹 Sweep That Mess Saturday 🧹
Cleanin’ up bad energy and blockin’ foolishness, sugar. ✨

✨ Spell Work to Protect Your Energy & Peace:

You’ll Need:
• A white candle for purity 🕯️
• A bowl of salt for protection 🧂
• A broom or feather fan for spiritual sweeping 🪶
• Florida Water or rose water for cleansing 💧
• A small mirror for reflection and reversal 🪞

Porch Work Instructions:
1. Light your white candle and say out loud:
“I light this flame to cleanse my space and call back my peace.”
2. Sprinkle salt around your door or window ledge as you whisper:
“No confusion shall cross this line. Only truth and love may enter mine.”
3. Dip your broom or feather fan in a bit of Florida Water,
and sweep outward from the back of your space to the front door.
Each sweep says: “I release what don’t serve me, I make room for calm.”
4. Hold your mirror toward the candle flame and speak:
“As I am protected, may all harm be reflected.
Go back to sender, without anger or vengeance only lesson and distance.”

When done, sit quiet for a moment. Let Spirit settle the air and close with gratitude. 🙏🏾

🕯️ Porch Prayer:
“Spirit, bless this home and heart.
Keep my path swept clean and my soul at peace.
Let no gossip, jealousy, or malice find a place to rest here.
Only light, love, and laughter live on this porch.” 💛

10/18/2025

🧹 Sweep That Mess Saturday 🧹
Cleanin’ up bad energy and blockin’ foolishness, sugar. ✨

⚠️ Warning to the Trolls, Messy Folks & Fake Spirits:
To the negative Nancys, the wall watchers, the screenshot bums,
the hating Black folks, the clout chasers, the hidden-agenda “friends”
and everybody else who don’t even belong on this porch listen up:

🚫 Don’t come over here if your spirit ain’t right.
This porch is sacred ground, a place for peace, healing, and truth.
We don’t do mean-girl cliques, trauma bonding, or fake support.
We pray here. We laugh here. We grow here. 🌿

If you can’t bring light, take your shadow somewhere else.
Spirit said this porch is under divine protection
so any hate, gossip, or envy you send gon’ bounce right back with a lesson. 💨

🕯️ Porch Prayer:
“Spirit, keep this porch clean and this space protected.
Let no messy mouth or heavy energy sit in these seats.
May only love, honesty, and growth find a home here.”