Clean Colonic Phoenix

11/23/2025

🦃✨ COLONIC THANKSGIVING SPECIAL ✨🦃

“Make Room for the Turkey… Literally.”

Thanksgiving is coming… and so is that one family member who brings chaos, a side dish no one asked for, and absolutely zero digestive boundaries.
So before you sit down to a mountain of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, pie, and that questionable casserole, come in for a pre-feast colonic and give your gut some VIP treatment.

Because let's be honest…
Your colon deserves a clean slate before you attempt a plate that looks like a competitive eating challenge.

✨ Why come in before Thanksgiving?

So you can eat without feeling like you’ve swallowed a bowling ball.

So you don’t have to unbutton your jeans by 2 p.m. (we’ve all been there).

So you can enjoy your feast without praying to the digestion gods.

And so there’s actually room for the turkey — spiritually AND physically.

🥳 Bonus:
You’ll walk into dinner lighter, happier, and with a digestive system that’s like,
“Bring it on. I was literally made ready for this.”

Book your pre-feast flush at Clean Colonic and show up to Thanksgiving like:
“Don’t worry fam… my gut is prepared. LET’S DO THIS.”

We love your guts. 💙
Even during the holidays.

Book online and mention this post and guess what? Valid at any location. Good Tuesday Wed, and yes even on Thanksgiving morning! $50. Not ($110) Why wouldn't you?

11/22/2025

11/22/2025

Carolyn Berry's 20-year struggle with uterine issues led to a hysterectomy recommendation. Discover how colon hydrotherapy became her unexpected solution, offering a path she never imagined.

11/20/2025

Carolyn Berry shares how colon hydrotherapy resolved her 20-year struggle with uterine issues, potentially saving her from a hysterectomy. Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. It does not diagnose, treat, or cure any conditions.

11/15/2025

Your lungs filter toxins, while the lymphatic system supports immunity. Deep breathing & hydration optimize this connection. When performing lymphatic work on the lungs, you help clear out debris from the surrounding tissue allowing the lungs to function more efficiently. ⚠️ Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. It does not diagnose, treat, or cure any conditions.

11/14/2025

Doing two colonics back-to-back helps fully cleanse your colon. The first session clears the contents, while the second helps remove buildup from the walls, ensuring a deeper clean. A series of 10-12 sessions helps your gut reset. ⚠️ This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. It does not diagnose, treat, or cure any conditions.

11/12/2025

Many wonder why 10-12 colonic sessions are needed. Some feel "clean" after 2, but the real magic happens when water soaks and saturates the colon walls. Releasing debris can reset your gut and boost energy! I reversed my endometriosis and food allergies with colonics. Now, I can eat anything!

11/12/2025

Ever wondered about the difference between closed and open colonics? A closed colonic uses a speculum to close off the re**um, while an open one allows natural elimination. Colonics are generally safe if you don't have contraindications. ⚠️ Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. It does not diagnose, treat, or cure any conditions.

11/11/2025

Beyond the cisterna chyli, the lymphatic system includes tonsils (filtering pathogens), the thymus (producing T cells), and the liver. The liver removes toxins, filters bacteria, regulates blood sugar and volume, metabolizes fats, and produces immune proteins. ⚠️ Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. It does not diagnose, treat, or cure any conditions.

11/10/2025

The lymphatic system plays a vital role in fluid regulation and waste removal. 80% of lymphatic fluid moves from the right side of the head and below the liver, while the glymphatic system clears toxins from the brain during sleep. Every therapy session should start at the terminus, located just below the clavicle. ⚠️ Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. It does not diagnose, treat, or cure any conditions.

11/07/2025

Discover the surprising roles of the appendix and large intestine! The appendix supports immune defense and gut health. The large intestine detoxifies, aids immunity, and balances fluids. Proper hydration is key for lymph flow. Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only.

11/04/2025

🎃💀 Halloween is over, folks… you can stop ghosting your gut! 👻

Don’t be scared to get a colonic — we promise you won’t end up like this guy! 😅

Your colon deserves a clean start — not a spooky ending.
Book your session today and feel alive again!

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